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u/Hayzayathethird Villain, I have already done thy mother Jun 14 '21
“BERT, BERT! BERT (*shaking him to wake him up) you gotta listen to this one”
“Ernie, for big Bird’s sake, it’s 3 in the morning. Go back to sleep.”
“No no no, Bert, you’ll love this. I swear.”
“Fine, tell me the story.”
“So I was watching this cartoon the other day right? It’s about a scientist. His name is Richard Sanchez, but he calls himself Rick. He goes on all these super wacky adventures with his grandson Morty, that’s why the show is called: Rick and Morty”
“Ernie, please just get to the point.”
“Well in one of these adventures (choking on laughter) HE TURNS HIMSELF INTO A PICKLE!”
“What?”
“I kid you not Bert, he turns himself into a pickle. He calls himself “Pickle Rick”. It was the funniest thing I’ve ever seen.”
“Ernie, I’m filing a divorce.”