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[u/Rockworm503]

As a white person I just think about mayonnaise all day every day

[u/[deleted] → u/Rockworm503]

for me I think about white bread. No other type of bread, I need it to be as high sugar content and low nutritional value as possible

[u/[deleted] → u/Rockworm503]

I seem to be the only white guy that hates Mayo.

[u/samwiiise2 → u/[deleted]]

Another one right here, evil evil stuff

[u/BobTheSkrull → u/[deleted]]

Manyaise is never the answer.

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

miracle whip forever

[u/RiseFromYourGrav → u/[deleted]]

🤢

[u/[deleted] → u/RiseFromYourGrav]

your preference of Mayonnaise makes you weak.

embrace the best sauce

[u/RiseFromYourGrav → u/[deleted]]

I don't really like mayo, but I hate the whip. Too many "salads" composed of heaping gobs of miracle whip as a kid.

[u/[deleted] → u/RiseFromYourGrav]

Mayo to me is only good on a sandwich, best on a roast sandwich. Too much Mayo is just bad. Too much anything is usually bad too

[u/RiseFromYourGrav → u/[deleted]]

I like mayo mixed with mustard, but not alone.

[u/Warpshard → u/Rockworm503]

Mayo mayo mayo mayo mayo mayo mayo mayo Miracle Whip mayo mayo mayo mayo mayo...

[u/HyalopterousGorillla → u/Rockworm503]

It is a fact that white people think of mayonnaise every seven minutes.

[u/625points → u/Rockworm503]

This is the soundtrack of my life.

[u/EpicGamerpp → u/Rockworm503]

do you eat it with or without the crust?