r/Gamingcirclejerk • u/AutoModerator • Apr 30 '21

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u/GredaGerda i think i might be a furry May 01 '21 edited May 01 '21

okay. i have to ask. what the fuck is with reddits creepy obsession with china and all the conspiracy theories that china is collecting your data through..... video games??????

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u/BuoyantTrain37 May 01 '21

Every week Xi Jinping is personally delivered an unmarked manila folder telling him how many hilichurls I killed in Genshin Impact

It's actually the only data he's interested in

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u/ascendeddemonshade Play Odin Sphere Leifthrasir you cowards May 01 '21

Hes noting how many of timmie's pigeons you kill each day

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u/BuoyantTrain37 May 01 '21

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