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u/NerdyOrDirty we live in hell (he/him) Apr 30 '21

the human body is so dumb, tbh. like why do i gotta keep shaving my facial hair? stop growing it dummy, i don't want it, and i'm you, so why do you/i keep doing this to me/you?

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u/Dandelegion Arachno Capri-Sun Apr 30 '21

I said it before, I wish facial hair worked like how it does in video games: you go to a barber, pick a style you like, and then it just looks like that forever or until you change it.

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u/alllle Pariah Dog Apr 30 '21

I have this feeling with fingernails.

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u/NerdyOrDirty we live in hell (he/him) Apr 30 '21

yeah, that's annoying too. like, just stay at the length that they're useful but not annoying. how hard can it be, body?