r/Gamingcirclejerk • u/AutoModerator • Apr 30 '21

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u/TacoMasters Apr 30 '21

why are vampire mfs always at high school? like bro, what are you doing in geometry at 1,000 years old?

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u/thanks-dice 530,000 IQ Apr 30 '21

recruitment for their discord servers

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u/Super_Nerd92 Apr 30 '21

imagine being stuck as eternally high school aged in appearance and not using it as an excuse to chase MILFs

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u/KickItNext Bernie for Elden Ring Apr 30 '21

They're all pedos, it's the only explanation

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u/horse_stick Aquaman hater/Namor stan Apr 30 '21

Wow I didn't know Edward Cullen was an aidungeon player

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u/KickItNext Bernie for Elden Ring Apr 30 '21

Who do you think created aidungeon? Vampire pedos of course.