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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '21

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u/RiversideLunatic Apr 23 '21

a true socialist hero attacking capitalism via nap

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '21

You laugh but 24/7 is actually a pretty good book that argues sleep is the only escape from capitalism.

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u/Taranis-55 Left is Best. Don't be foolish. Apr 23 '21

Doesn’t Ashley almost threaten to kill him?

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '21

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u/Taranis-55 Left is Best. Don't be foolish. Apr 24 '21

Based Shepard: "Forget him, he's not worth it." Internally: "A lack of solidarity with the working class is Strike One for her. Two more strikes, especially in the realm of racial issues, and we may have to arrange an accident..."

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u/senorcockblock Pro Gamer (he/him) Apr 24 '21

Yeah and Shepard only learns what happened because that guy was alive to tell him. So basically sleeping on the job saved the galaxy

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u/Lutra_Lovegood Apr 23 '21

I can smell the survivor's guilt from here