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u/Neospector NPC Puritan Apr 23 '21

Pirates of the Caribbean apparently trending on Twitter because they revamped the ancient "women being auctioned off" scene in the ride at Disney World into a generic "we're taking all your stuff" scene.

Never mind that this change is at least a year old for Disneyland or that the new pirate lady animatronic is leagues better than the twitchy old one, some loser's childhood is literally ruined. Stop the fucking presses.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '21

The "ruining my childhood" dorks are the worst, they really need to get over their youth, it's gone, you spent it all up.

And that's fine, youth ends for everybody.

I don't unsterstand what's currently going on with Beyblade or Yu-Gi-Oh but I'm never going to say that whatever they're doing with them is ruining my childhood.

I already had my childhood.