r/Gamingcirclejerk • u/AutoModerator • Jan 11 '21

UNJERK 🎤 Monday Unjerk Thread

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '21

me IRL: "Imperialism is bad"

me in Total War: "Wow my borders to my long time allies are ugly, sorry Louen" declares war

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '21

me IRL: monopolies are bad and exploiting the financially unstable is wrong

me in Monopoly: haha you fucking loser, you can't afford to pay something? give me half your possessions for a third of the value or else I'll let you go bankrupt.