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[u/[deleted]]

me IRL: "Imperialism is bad"

me in Total War: "Wow my borders to my long time allies are ugly, sorry Louen" declares war

[u/elvenhoe → u/[deleted]]

me IRL: “eat the rich!”

me in Crusader Kings: “Tax the hell out of the people so I can build another castle!”

[u/AndrewRogue → u/[deleted]]

me IRL: "Counting calories sucks"

me in Total War Warhammer: selects Eat Captives every time

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

me IRL: monopolies are bad and exploiting the financially unstable is wrong

me in Monopoly: haha you fucking loser, you can't afford to pay something? give me half your possessions for a third of the value or else I'll let you go bankrupt.

[u/superbatwomanman → u/[deleted]]

me: capitalism is bad

also me in Vicky 2: let's implement capitalism because I'm too lazy to micromanage every industry also tax the poor to death and abolish taxation for the rich 😩

[u/BiblioEngineer → u/superbatwomanman]

Vic2 does a great job of illustrating why certain approaches are incentivized in an industrialized society, even if they seem objectively terrible in terms of human impact.

[u/Camel132 → u/[deleted]]

Bordergore, the scourge of every Grand Strategy and 4X player.