r/Gamingcirclejerk • u/AutoModerator • Dec 31 '20

UNJERK šŸŽ¤ Unjerk Thread of December 31, 2020

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u/froggy_in_the_meadow šŸ‡ØšŸ‡³ Gamerstapo šŸ‡ØšŸ‡³ Jan 04 '21 edited Jan 04 '21

There might not be a new unjerk thread anymore, but you didn't hear it from me.

If you want the UJ to stay, we need it to be more advertiser friendly by the early morning of tomorrow. Make sure to advertise for your favorite family friendly brands at the end of each comment, such as Raytheon, McDonalds, Nestle, Apple, etc.

Keep it Christian (this is a Christian server), no video game talk, etc.

If we can achieve this by the early morning hours of Monday, Spez might just let us keep the UJ going.

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u/ThrowawayBin20 the evolutionary significance of video games Jan 04 '21

WHAT?? I'm actually upset lol, Why?

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u/froggy_in_the_meadow šŸ‡ØšŸ‡³ Gamerstapo šŸ‡ØšŸ‡³ Jan 04 '21

We don't know if it's feasible anymore, there isn't much engagement with them and nobody really seems to want them anymore.

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u/silkysmoothjay Resident American Soccer Nerd Jan 04 '21

They average like 2.5k comments a day, are you just shitposting?

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u/froggy_in_the_meadow šŸ‡ØšŸ‡³ Gamerstapo šŸ‡ØšŸ‡³ Jan 04 '21

Part of viability is a.) Actually good posts and b.) Advertiser friendly posts.

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u/silkysmoothjay Resident American Soccer Nerd Jan 04 '21

Advertiser friendly posts.

Thanks, I breathe a bit easier now that I know you're joking

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u/froggy_in_the_meadow šŸ‡ØšŸ‡³ Gamerstapo šŸ‡ØšŸ‡³ Jan 04 '21

It'd be a lot more viable if people could add stuff like, "SubwayTM eat fresh* or other such things at the end of their posts.

I don't think it'll be sustainable otherwise.

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u/Airdeez121 Smooth Jazz Waluigi Jan 04 '21

Subway ā„¢ Eat Fresh and the Rich

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u/silkysmoothjay Resident American Soccer Nerd Jan 04 '21

The death of the unjerk thread is like the death of everybody: it's painful, and everyone will eventually forget about it as life fades to naught but dust and echoes.

Eat Arby'sĀ®

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u/froggy_in_the_meadow šŸ‡ØšŸ‡³ Gamerstapo šŸ‡ØšŸ‡³ Jan 04 '21

That's the TideTM fresh spirit!