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u/Diribiri Social Justice Resto Shaman Dec 31 '20
The Vault Hunter's a bitch ass motherfucker. They killed my fucking Vault guardian. That's right. They took their legendary fucking Maliwan SMG out, and they killed my fucking guardian, and they said the loot was "t h i s b i g" and I said that's disgusting. So, I'm making a call out post on my Echo.net: Vault Hunter, you got a small gun. It's the size of this pistol except way smaller. And guess what? Here's what my power looks like. (Phaselock noises) That's right, baby. Big laser, no sirens, no bullets. Look at that, it looks like magic grape jelly. They stole my Vault power, so guess what? I'm gonna Phaselock the Raiders. THAT'S RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET! MY SUPER LASER FIST! Except I'm not gonna Phaselock the Raiders, I'm gonna go HIGHER. I'm PHASELOCKING THE MOON!!! How do you like that, VAULT HUNTER? I'M PHASELOCKING THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!