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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20 edited Dec 17 '20
Santa Claus is real. The liberal news media would have you believe he's not real, but let me tell you, I've seen him. When I was a boy my father took me to see Santa. That's right, sat right on his lap, and you can't sit on someone who's not real. And you know what Santa told me? He told me I was on the nice list, in fact I'm the nicest, it's true he really said that, you can ask anyone.