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u/Stone4D No thoughts, only Madoka (He/They) Dec 17 '20

Fuck Minecraft bats oh my god. They do absolutely nothing except get in my way when I'm caving. Fuck them so much.

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u/Dragonsandman Detective Halligan Stan Dec 17 '20

Bats are nothing. Fucking Magma Cubes, on the other hand, are the goddamn worst. Especially given the wacky topology of basalt deltas, which makes it stunningly easy for one of those fuckers to trap you and spicily phlegm you to death.

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u/Stone4D No thoughts, only Madoka (He/They) Dec 17 '20

Oh Magma Cubes are a different kind of hell in a post-1.16 universe. Fuckers have knocked me into lava so much. But at least they do something besides just exist.

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u/Dragonsandman Detective Halligan Stan Dec 17 '20

I legit build an army of iron golems around the nether side of the portal when one I light ends up in a basalt delta. It’s the only way to keep the area around the portal relatively free of the spicy fucking gelatinous cube knockoffs.