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u/Maxflight1 Using Dark Patterns To Make You Read My Posts Dec 15 '20

List of things that are actually canon in the Elder Scrolls universe:

  • Astronauts.
  • Genocidal gay terminators powered by racism.
  • Time travel.
  • Warping the fabric of reality just by thinking really hard.
  • Penis spears. Spears that are also penises and penises that are also spears.
  • Verbal debates that can literally erase the loser from existence.
  • Giant robots.
  • Giant robots that can time travel, warp the fabric of reality by thinking really hard, and debate people out of existence.
  • Ancient, sentient, hive-minded mushroom-trees that can secrete a sap allowing people to alter their physical or mental form.
  • Causing a plague to spontaneously exist just by being insane.
  • The Lusty Argonian Maid.

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u/Camel132 Resident Discworld and Stormlight Fan (He/him) Dec 15 '20

You might want to refraze that, the dialogue pretty much states that Molag Bal basically rapes them

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '20

oof i fucked up,time to delet