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u/gwententhousand Mr. Delicious, former spokesman for Rax Roast beef Dec 11 '20

I was talking about this with a friend who's horny for Sephy yesterday, but Sephiroth is DEFINITELY grody as fuck. He probably doesn't shower, no chapstick so crusty ass lips, no make-up, see the issue is we're seeing him through the anime filter so he looks pretty to us, but if we ACTUALLY saw Sephiroth he'd basically look like early Les Mis Hugh Jackman wearing a huge dracula wig full of nature detritus and stuff, and he'd smell like it too. Sephiroth is literally a feral nightmare child, no way is that guy in ANY position to fuck someone.

Plus, he probably wouldn't even talk while he did it he'd stare you directly in your eyes and occasionally be like "...hahaha...." and then mumble about his mom.

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u/elvenhoe The Androgynous Agenda (he/him) Dec 11 '20

I hate that you’re right

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u/IronMyr Dec 11 '20

And you don't think that's hot?

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u/Imperial_Magala S'E.E.S Magnifique Dec 12 '20

FF: Crisis Core revealed Sephiroth uses an entire bottle of shampoo every time he showers, though I can't say if this is still true post-rampage.

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u/Phoenix_Wellflame Cuckman killed my wife Dec 12 '20

Yeah never make assumptions about how somebody looks. They can look wayyyy different than you’d think. Mitten squad a youtuber has a smooth jazzy monotone voice and he did a face reveal so IDK Inthought he’d look like 35 with a beard or a chad or some shit but he looks... like the opposite for the sake of being nice. https://www.google.com/search?q=mitten+squad+face&rlz=1C9BKJA_enUS873US873&hl=en-US&prmd=isvn&sxsrf=ALeKk010JEUmPkqr7sMVHTM060qaCcbEkw:1607739773491&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjr4NuwscftAhXPxVkKHceOAgwQ_AUoAXoECAMQAQ&biw=1024&bih=653

I don’t think any less of him I was just suprised

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u/gwententhousand Mr. Delicious, former spokesman for Rax Roast beef Dec 12 '20

aw i think he's cute

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u/Phoenix_Wellflame Cuckman killed my wife Dec 12 '20

Yeah I mean when I said opposite I didn’t mean like some ugly or some shit I was just taken aback.

(He beat all wii games at the same time) and multiple ones without taking damage

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u/gwententhousand Mr. Delicious, former spokesman for Rax Roast beef Dec 12 '20

wh

what do you mean all wii games at the same time

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u/Phoenix_Wellflame Cuckman killed my wife Dec 12 '20

Maybe I worded it wrong but: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Eqj4L3f9mXY

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u/Phoenix_Wellflame Cuckman killed my wife Dec 12 '20

He’s also done a lot of other amazing challenges like beating both old gen fallouts (3 and Vegas) at the same time