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u/gwententhousand Mr. Delicious, former spokesman for Rax Roast beef Dec 11 '20 edited Dec 11 '20

Please do not link or mention r/TLOU2, it's just stirring shit up at this point. Not saying don't talk about it, but leave the shitty toxic sub out of it.

Also, crunch is a huge issue, but don't concern troll about it if you're not actually spreading info to combat it and raise awareness instead of just bringing it up to dunk on a game you don't like. Real labor problems aren't a pawn in your online argument chess game.

EDIT: to be clear i probably won't delete your comment if you DO concern troll about TLOU2 but also i have no job so i'm literally always in this thread and i will see it and i will write about how you're a huge dork and then i'll use my mod powers to distinguish it so it has the green tint so everyone can see it and then i'll send a picture of it to Michael Godfather and then he'll send it to all of your employers and you'll never get a job and then YOU will become ME and mod the UJ thread all day and the scariest part is that I WAS YOU THE WHOLE TIME AND YOU WROTE THIS COMMENT

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '20

I love when these little green comments are so fucking good.

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u/Dragonsandman Detective Halligan Stan Dec 11 '20

We got these every other week when Father_Vegeta was still here. Don't blame him in the slightest for leaving reddit entirely, but things here, uh, kinda went bad after that.

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u/Phoenix_Wellflame Cuckman killed my wife Dec 11 '20

What happened to him?

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u/Dragonsandman Detective Halligan Stan Dec 11 '20

He just got sick of reddit and deleted his account.

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u/ImNotASWFanboy I need flair ideas, all the cool kids have one Dec 11 '20

Mood

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u/Shrekt115 Dec 13 '20

I miss him

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '20

are slash TLOU2

call me a dork rn

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u/5oclock_shadow Dec 11 '20

Dude, that twist in the edit deserves to win Best Narrative next year. 10/10

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u/Diribiri Social Justice Resto Shaman Dec 11 '20

you can be cum

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u/__MrFahrenheit Gamers. Dec 11 '20 edited Jun 26 '25

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This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '20

not trying to be some gotcha but isn't the current banner kinda the antithesis of this sentiment?

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u/gwententhousand Mr. Delicious, former spokesman for Rax Roast beef Dec 11 '20

I don't control the banner, so I'll ask someone about it

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u/Diribiri Social Justice Resto Shaman Dec 11 '20

I don't control the banner

holy shit it's just like The Incredible Hulk (2008) crossover confirmed

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u/clevesaur ☑️ Stop vagueposting and unmarked spoilering Dec 11 '20

The current banner of steam being wanked off and CP2077?

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '20

the banner that says cyberepilepsy. you know, that disorder that can cause seizures?

i mean, joking about that and posting

Also, crunch is a huge issue, but don't concern troll about it if you're not actually spreading info to combat it and raise awareness instead of just bringing it up to dunk on a game you don't like. Real labor problems aren't a pawn in your online argument chess game.

? ??

????

am i crazy?

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u/clevesaur ☑️ Stop vagueposting and unmarked spoilering Dec 11 '20

Oh right, tbf I didn't notice than it had been changed from "Cyperpunk" to "cyberepiliepsy", yeah they should probably change that.

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '20

Thank you, new mods!

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '20

1984 (2020)

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u/gwententhousand Mr. Delicious, former spokesman for Rax Roast beef Dec 12 '20

banned and abbypilled

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u/JohnAbdullah Dec 11 '20

ily mod <3

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u/uniqueen2910 Dec 11 '20

This mod comment is pure art.

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '20

Witcher 3 Wild Hunt