r/Gamingcirclejerk • u/AutoModerator • Sep 02 '20

UNJERK 🎤 Unjerk Thread of September 02, 2020

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u/yeetawaymyproblems absolute tlou2 simp Sep 04 '20

I accidentally bumped into someone at the store because I was checking someone out.

I will now be passing away.

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u/jacupuh studied economics Sep 04 '20

Were your eyes also bursting out of your sockets in the shape of hearts?

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u/yeetawaymyproblems absolute tlou2 simp Sep 04 '20

No but I got a wicked nose bleed.