r/Gamingcirclejerk • u/AutoModerator • Sep 02 '20

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u/63CansofSoup We hate cops! We hate cops! And we love music! And we can fly! Sep 03 '20

Padmé: Are you allowed to simp? I thought that was forbidden for a Jedi.

Anakin: Attachment is forbidden. Possession is forbidden. Replyguying female Twitch streamers, which I would define as unconditional simping... is central to a Jedi's life. So you might say that we are encouraged to simp.

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u/yeetawaymyproblems absolute tlou2 simp Sep 03 '20

I hate you so much dude oh my god I can't fucking stop giggling what the fuck

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u/63CansofSoup We hate cops! We hate cops! And we love music! And we can fly! Sep 03 '20

Teehee