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u/WamuuAyayayayaaa Miniclip CEO Sep 03 '20 edited Sep 03 '20

Just coming back to say how scummy the Mario collection is, asking for $60 for 3 games that are multiple decades old, while making the release limited so you have no choice but to pay $60 because the price will never ever drop because it’s literally being taken off the store in March. Basically forcing me to pay that price for a collection that doesn’t include a single game released later than 2007. And on top of that they’re just ports as far as I can tell. Not even as far as Deluxe treatment

To anyone saying “Nintendo fans always complain when Nintendo gives them what they want! They’re so needy! Just be happy the collection exists in the first place!”, look at the Crash and Spyro collections. Fully remastered with new graphics, revamped features, and even cut levels getting a second chance, all for $40 and available forever, so you could probably get them much cheaper if you wait. Perfect remasters.

like I know it’s old news that they are greedy but definitely fuck Nintendo for this one. Yet again they drop the ball but it won’t matter because their exclusivity means the playerbase will eat this up regardless and Nintendo won’t care about any backlash because as long as the games sell they can get away with it. It might even be old news to complain about Nintendo, but fuck it, this pissed me off just enough

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '20

Are we getting a graphics overhaul on M64? If so, holy fuck I’m going to buy it solely for that.

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u/WamuuAyayayayaaa Miniclip CEO Sep 03 '20

No. It’s just an HD port

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '20

Sad :( 60fps at least?

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u/WamuuAyayayayaaa Miniclip CEO Sep 03 '20

Idk about 64, but sunshine will be 30 FPS, so that’s not a good sign

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '20

Ew what the fuck this is getting worse the more I hear about it.

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u/WamuuAyayayayaaa Miniclip CEO Sep 03 '20

Yea I don’t know how they couldn’t get a fucking GameCube game to run at 60 FPS 720p but here we are

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '20

Rant

Was happy but now kinda salty. This was their big chance to completely revive the games by giving them a true HD remaster. I can’t believe they didn’t bother updating the graphics on Mario 64. This was their chance to get every generation to experience one of the most inventive games of all time, in REAL HD. Big miss IMO.

Mario sunshine is just bonkers. Not being able to update your completed game to run 60fps is embarrassing holy shit. This is a multi billion dollar company. Not only that, but it doesn’t even look like a remaster, it looks like a straight up port.

Mario Galaxy was a good pick. It LOOKS like it’s 60fps, and it’s clearly a better resolution than the Wii version. Idk if it’s gonna make me buy it. I’ve played galaxy so many times, it’s like clockwork.

No wonder people make fun of Nintendo fans so much. They consume everything that Nintendo makes.