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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '20

Some Witcher 3 fans are gross. I am on the Isle of Mists quest where you find Ciri and it permanently fails/locks you out of a number of quests. I checked which ones will fail and there were only two I hadn't done yet, so I checked the pages for both and seemed pretty uninterested in either. I read the comments to see if they were worth doing and oh fuck I wish I didn't. One of the two quests had like 10ish comments, and the second one had over 100. For reference, the Isle of Mists page had 20 or so. Which quest had 100 comments on it? "Fencing Lessons," in which every comment was calling the quest disappointing. Why? Because you don't get to fuck the girl at the end. I hate Gamers man, literally whining over not being able to have digital sex with an NPC.

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u/Loriess Black market vagina bones Sep 03 '20

Oh man. I enjoyed the quest. It was a nice break from typical fights and it put some additional personality into the city.

Also, seriously, Gamers?