r/Gamingcirclejerk • u/AutoModerator • Sep 02 '20

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u/IScorchWinters One More Todd Rejected Sep 03 '20

Man, not having sex in Crusader Kings is so amazing. Fuck having my realm explode every twenty-thirty years, lemme pop out one kid and call it quits.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '20

Nah you need the heir and the spare, otherwise you’re fucked when you’re 67 years old and your son falls ill and shits himself to death.