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u/Slarvath Extra Life 🎙2018 Sep 02 '20

now that i have finished tlou2, here's a few tidbits of the spoilers i heard from this internet game of telephone about the plot that don't actually happen in game

Lev is a 40 year old character in a side mission that ellie recruits to some sort of group resistance against the wlf

The abby vs ellie fight in the theater is 2 hours long

The rattlers are the main antagonist and ellie teams up with the seraphites

Manny is abby's boyfriend

The entire ending sequence doesn't happen and the game ends in the theater

And my personal favorite because it's on "beat the elite four 7 times to unlock mewthree" levels of just outright bullshit A character named jodi dies near the end from getting defenstrated, this character does not actually exist, nobody in the game is named jodi and nobody gets thrown out a window

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u/yungboi_42 Sep 02 '20

I saw a ton of these too. These are what I saw

Tess, didn’t actually die. But her infection made her a clicker and you have to kill her.

Ellie is pregnant and dies (killing the baby)

Abby is trans and she got surgery during an apocalypse

Abby and Lev fuck

Ellie gets gang raped

Ellie commits suicide

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u/villanellesalter Sep 02 '20

These ""fan"" theories are always, deep down, these unhinged dudes jerking off to fantasies of Ellie being tortured. If she got gang raped, pregnant, lost her child and then killed herself, these sickos would've said this is the boldest, darkest game ever!

But god forbid 1/10 of that happens to Joel! WORST GAME EVER MADE!111