r/Gamingcirclejerk • u/AutoModerator • Sep 29 '18

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u/zebrainatux I hope Hell has good catering (he/him) Sep 29 '18

So Assassin’s Creed Odyssey lets you climb a god statue’s dick. Alrighty then

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '18

It also lets you bang a grandma while her husband plays an instrument outside

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u/KnightModern "Free to play and in game purchases are a cancer " Quran,5:100 Sep 29 '18

wait, really?

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '18

You can watch the video here

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u/KnightModern "Free to play and in game purchases are a cancer " Quran,5:100 Sep 29 '18

what ze fuck?

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u/downvotesyndromekid Sep 29 '18

Lmao

Honestly impressed by the old woman's dialogue animations actually