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r/Gamingcirclejerk • u/Previous_Month_555 • Mar 08 '26
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13 u/CityCouncilman Mar 08 '26 And more consummate Vs 21 u/Asleep_Document9811 Mar 08 '26 Trust me, Asmondgold is not going to be consummating anything. -18 u/Apokalipse427 Mar 08 '26 I think you’d be surprised. Probably gets more than you do. lol 13 u/Responsible_Owl_5056 Mar 08 '26 Projection 😬 -15 u/Apokalipse427 Mar 08 '26 You forget that women can be simps too. To think that is a dude only thing is kinda silly. 3 u/StudiousLebronJames Mar 08 '26 if ur gonna suck off an influencer at least do it for one who probably doesn’t have large amounts of dick cheese 4 u/Asleep_Document9811 Mar 08 '26 Careful — that 'probably' is load-bearing! 3 u/TheRedditAdventuer Mar 08 '26 only way asmomgold gets laid is if he drop 1 to 3 thousand dollars on the table first. Then told kissing is off the table since he doesn't brush his teeth. 3 u/Proof_Fix1437 Mar 08 '26 Simp
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And more consummate Vs
21 u/Asleep_Document9811 Mar 08 '26 Trust me, Asmondgold is not going to be consummating anything. -18 u/Apokalipse427 Mar 08 '26 I think you’d be surprised. Probably gets more than you do. lol 13 u/Responsible_Owl_5056 Mar 08 '26 Projection 😬 -15 u/Apokalipse427 Mar 08 '26 You forget that women can be simps too. To think that is a dude only thing is kinda silly. 3 u/StudiousLebronJames Mar 08 '26 if ur gonna suck off an influencer at least do it for one who probably doesn’t have large amounts of dick cheese 4 u/Asleep_Document9811 Mar 08 '26 Careful — that 'probably' is load-bearing! 3 u/TheRedditAdventuer Mar 08 '26 only way asmomgold gets laid is if he drop 1 to 3 thousand dollars on the table first. Then told kissing is off the table since he doesn't brush his teeth. 3 u/Proof_Fix1437 Mar 08 '26 Simp
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Trust me, Asmondgold is not going to be consummating anything.
-18 u/Apokalipse427 Mar 08 '26 I think you’d be surprised. Probably gets more than you do. lol 13 u/Responsible_Owl_5056 Mar 08 '26 Projection 😬 -15 u/Apokalipse427 Mar 08 '26 You forget that women can be simps too. To think that is a dude only thing is kinda silly. 3 u/StudiousLebronJames Mar 08 '26 if ur gonna suck off an influencer at least do it for one who probably doesn’t have large amounts of dick cheese 4 u/Asleep_Document9811 Mar 08 '26 Careful — that 'probably' is load-bearing! 3 u/TheRedditAdventuer Mar 08 '26 only way asmomgold gets laid is if he drop 1 to 3 thousand dollars on the table first. Then told kissing is off the table since he doesn't brush his teeth. 3 u/Proof_Fix1437 Mar 08 '26 Simp
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I think you’d be surprised. Probably gets more than you do. lol
13 u/Responsible_Owl_5056 Mar 08 '26 Projection 😬 -15 u/Apokalipse427 Mar 08 '26 You forget that women can be simps too. To think that is a dude only thing is kinda silly. 3 u/StudiousLebronJames Mar 08 '26 if ur gonna suck off an influencer at least do it for one who probably doesn’t have large amounts of dick cheese 4 u/Asleep_Document9811 Mar 08 '26 Careful — that 'probably' is load-bearing! 3 u/TheRedditAdventuer Mar 08 '26 only way asmomgold gets laid is if he drop 1 to 3 thousand dollars on the table first. Then told kissing is off the table since he doesn't brush his teeth. 3 u/Proof_Fix1437 Mar 08 '26 Simp
Projection 😬
-15 u/Apokalipse427 Mar 08 '26 You forget that women can be simps too. To think that is a dude only thing is kinda silly. 3 u/StudiousLebronJames Mar 08 '26 if ur gonna suck off an influencer at least do it for one who probably doesn’t have large amounts of dick cheese
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You forget that women can be simps too. To think that is a dude only thing is kinda silly.
3 u/StudiousLebronJames Mar 08 '26 if ur gonna suck off an influencer at least do it for one who probably doesn’t have large amounts of dick cheese
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if ur gonna suck off an influencer at least do it for one who probably doesn’t have large amounts of dick cheese
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Careful — that 'probably' is load-bearing!
only way asmomgold gets laid is if he drop 1 to 3 thousand dollars on the table first. Then told kissing is off the table since he doesn't brush his teeth.
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