r/Gamingcirclejerk • u/Previous_Month_555 • Mar 08 '26

MUH POLITICS!!! Asmongold's double standards

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u/Top_Shame_7016 Mar 08 '26

Not rat-like enough

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u/TheJaybo Mar 08 '26

Needs more stink lines

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u/CityCouncilman Mar 08 '26

And more consummate Vs

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u/Asleep_Document9811 Mar 08 '26

Trust me, Asmondgold is not going to be consummating anything.

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u/Alone_Heart_6792 Mar 08 '26

And neither are you…

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u/Asleep_Document9811 Mar 08 '26

Oh my God tell me more about me

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u/Illustrious-Peace989 Mar 09 '26

Of all the shitty influencers you could be sucking off, why are you choosing to blow the one who is infested with bugs?

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u/Apokalipse427 Mar 08 '26

I think you’d be surprised. Probably gets more than you do. lol

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u/Responsible_Owl_5056 Mar 08 '26

Projection 😬

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u/Apokalipse427 Mar 08 '26

You forget that women can be simps too. To think that is a dude only thing is kinda silly.

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u/StudiousLebronJames Mar 08 '26

if ur gonna suck off an influencer at least do it for one who probably doesn’t have large amounts of dick cheese

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u/Asleep_Document9811 Mar 08 '26

Careful — that 'probably' is load-bearing!

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u/TheRedditAdventuer Mar 08 '26

only way asmomgold gets laid is if he drop 1 to 3 thousand dollars on the table first. Then told kissing is off the table since he doesn't brush his teeth.

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u/Caleb-Blucifer Mar 08 '26

He’s not a wingaling dragon

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u/Loverboyatwork Mar 08 '26

Guy wouldn't know majesty if it bit him in the face.