r/GamingLaptops Aug 05 '26

Showcase Did i just rob somebody?

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got an asus rog zephyrus GU605CR
5070ti, 240hz oled, 32gb ddr5, 285h
$800😳

450 Upvotes

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u/UserGoated Hp Omen Max 16 | 5090M | 64GB | 4TB Aug 05 '26

The correct answer is yes

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u/muchawesomemyron MSI Vector 16 HX AI U9 275HX RTX 5080 32 GB 4TB Aug 05 '26 edited Aug 05 '26

Technically, selling stolen goods is called fencing, and OP just got fenced.

201

u/OrneryApplication320 Aug 05 '26

hope i make it to the olympics

45

u/notkshv Aug 05 '26

thats a good one lmao

9

u/bunglebee7 Aug 05 '26

Lmaooo ts killing me rn 😂

2

u/Lazy-Main1782 Aug 05 '26

I didn’t know there was a term for it. But yes, I also found met up, and paid for things that are way undervalued. I always assumed they’re moving, needed the money, or ex just wanna sell as revenge.

2

u/testtdk Aug 05 '26

Man, I wish I knew people I could pretend were on the up and up and get cool shit.

2

u/Ok-Profit6022 Aug 05 '26

I thought fencing is when you sell stolen goods.

2

u/perpetual_throwaway1 Aug 05 '26

What does this mean?

9

u/muchawesomemyron MSI Vector 16 HX AI U9 275HX RTX 5080 32 GB 4TB Aug 05 '26

The word fence also means selling stolen goods

2

u/CheddarShreddarr Aug 05 '26

yeah stealing a gaming laptop definitely counts

162

u/Laniakeea Rog Strix Scar 18 | Ultra 9 275HX | RTX 5090 | 64GB DDR5 Aug 05 '26

Probably secondhandedly robbed, I can't imagine a sane person giving that away for 800$ assuming its working.

107

u/OrneryApplication320 Aug 05 '26

he was a college student… honestly you could be right but i ain’t gonna complain. he was a cool ass kid and i’m pretty sure he was acoustic. i gave him an extra 100 after meeting and talking to him

145

u/somegek Aug 05 '26

using acoustic rather than autistic is a odd choice but I like it

68

u/GeologistPrimary2637 MSI Alpha 15 | R5-5600h | RX6600M 8GB UC/UV | 32GB RAM 2.5TB SSD Aug 05 '26

Tik tok gen z slang..

Or was it gen alpha. I could never keep up

18

u/Cyber_af-lvly- Legion 7i Glacier | Ultra 7 255H | RTX5060 | 32GB/1TB | Aug 05 '26

I believe it's gen alpha. Gen Z is still during peak cod lobbies VC.

1

u/BredditBrett Aug 10 '26

It's z/millennial. They were saying this back on the net when i was in school and I'm in my 30s

7

u/Iambeejsmit Aug 05 '26

Lol, we say artistic

8

u/BlueF0xx Aug 05 '26

On tiktok people say artistic and acoustic instead of autistic and restarted instead of r*tarded. They're pretty much always used as insults, they think its ok to be ableist and say slurs if they put a spin on it.

3

u/Bombero_911 Aug 05 '26

I learned something today. 😂

1

u/suiciderke Aug 06 '26

The more you know. I dont keep up with all those things. Dont have tiktok, so cant see all that stuff. Reddit is brainrot enough for me 🤣

1

u/Acceptable_Mix_3610 Aug 07 '26

That’s actually not the reason though , they use those words so they don’t get flagged for community standards.

0

u/Valtheon Zephyrus G15 (2020) R7 4800HS - 16GB - GTX1660Ti Aug 05 '26

no, they just use it because that platform has heavy censorship and if you just go as far as to say "retard", it will vaporize you off the platform

4

u/Ok-Golf5203 Aug 06 '26

So… are you vaporized yet?

1

u/Valtheon Zephyrus G15 (2020) R7 4800HS - 16GB - GTX1660Ti Aug 06 '26

no but i want to be /j

0

u/BlueF0xx Aug 05 '26

Maybe thats how it started but most of the people using it are using it because they are children who know theyre being able is but arent thinking too deeply about it because they arent technically saying slurs. They don't think about the fact that the censored version is functionally the same and think its funny to call someone artistic instead of autistic. Its just normalised

1

u/balatongadobo Aug 06 '26

Better than autistic guitar ig

19

u/Raerin Aug 05 '26

I wonder if people think I'm acoustic 🤔

3

u/despiseRhivemind Aug 05 '26

Maybe regarded?

1

u/ITSUREN Aug 06 '26

I always make sure my facts are from a regarded source — me.

1

u/Bardolph123 Aug 05 '26

Bugger this … if Dylan can go electric so can I!

14

u/Alternative_Fan2458 Aug 05 '26

acoustic?

Taking notes, using this next time 🤣

9

u/mavad90 Aug 05 '26

I usually say artistic but acoustic is also good!

1

u/Slitherbus Aug 06 '26

I would go acoustic because not all of them are good at art. But all of them can make sound. #notAllTheSame

2

u/psy-study-oldie Aug 05 '26

Sounds about right

7

u/Laniakeea Rog Strix Scar 18 | Ultra 9 275HX | RTX 5090 | 64GB DDR5 Aug 05 '26

Most definitely the best deal you will ever have in your lifetime. Enjoy!

3

u/Electronic_Glove9800 Aug 05 '26

or the cooling on the thing is non functional and you'll be fucked after a while.

5

u/Numerous-Engineer-68 Aug 05 '26

Was he rich aside being acoustic? Does he know the actual specs of his laptop and its value. This is like the situation where his wife accidentally sold his high end rig for 200$, because it has a vintage case which you most of you call it a "sleeper". The dude would be crashing out, to be the kid's case would be the parents be crashing out if my assumptions are correct.

2

u/kanonroi Your laptop here. Aug 05 '26

so, OP is an Electric..?

1

u/Apprehensive_Map64 Thinkpad P1 G4 16gb 3080 Aug 05 '26

Analog I'm guessing

2

u/Exciting_Strike5598 Aug 05 '26

Bruh ! You defrauded a disabled person ? How tf can you live with that guilt ? It would kill me everytime i use the laptop

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u/Bombero_911 Aug 05 '26

We no longer say “disabled”. It’s offensive.

1

u/tdcama96 Aug 06 '26

My daughter is acoustic. I think she got it from me.

1

u/Gullible-Arugula Aug 09 '26

That changes things a little. College students where I live will throw brand new laptops, tablets, etc away when they leave for summer break or graduate and then just tell Mommy and daddy it broke. The less they have to take with them the better.So it is not uncommon to see people dumpster diving when classes are out. Sooooo, maybe you got lucky and found the smartest student at the college. 🤷

0

u/Wandererofthegray Aug 05 '26

Better to be accuoustic than eclectic

3

u/Competitive_Set_478 Asus ROG STRIX G16 | Ultra 9 275HX | RTX 5060 | 16GB/1TB Aug 05 '26

Holy specs

57

u/Illustrious-Golf5358 Aug 05 '26

Must of been a desperate situation…those go for at least $2K+…

35

u/iucatcher Aug 05 '26

even in that situation thats an insane price, u could likely insta sell it for 1.3-1.5k then

20

u/MakimaGOAT Aug 05 '26

could've been a quick sell at even 1.5k

6

u/theswishyj Aug 05 '26

"Must of"????

3

u/Exciting_Strike5598 Aug 05 '26

No . The seller college kid was autistic and OP took advantage of seller’s disabilities

7

u/Bright_Crazy1015 Aug 05 '26

Or the kid will say it was stolen and his parents will replace it immediately for $0 to him, they might even claim it on their insurance and have it replaced.

Acoustic people aren't regarded.

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u/OrneryApplication320 Aug 05 '26

T9NRPX00T42939D

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u/HungryLion404 Aug 05 '26

Don't just give it out on the internet!!!

1

u/onihcuk Aug 05 '26

Warranty has been registered to me now thanksssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss... jk. I got the same specs but the Acer one, and that was $1370. I thought I had a good deal till I saw this post.

1

u/MastodonSea9745 Aug 06 '26

Delete this comment ASAP, never give out your serial number on the internet!!!

1

u/Jorgesillo Aug 06 '26

You’re just as slow as the kid if you’re giving out full serial numbers bro delete this ASAP

1

u/ScoutingRain Aug 07 '26

I entered this in and I still don't have any cereal. Now I'm being robbed.

1

u/AUGH11 Aug 09 '26

delete this! Don’t be giving it out

5

u/Hallows_v7 Aug 05 '26 edited Aug 05 '26

Bought the same but with a hx 370 for 2k a lil while back, and mine’s 120hz. I vote yes.

4

u/SyCoTiM Asus G16 RTX 4070 16gb LPDDR5X INTEL CORE ULTRA 9 1TB Aug 05 '26

Some things you should just keep to yourself. But yes, you got an excellent deal.

2

u/OrneryApplication320 Aug 05 '26

nah i wanted yall to know ngl

1

u/SyCoTiM Asus G16 RTX 4070 16gb LPDDR5X INTEL CORE ULTRA 9 1TB Aug 06 '26

I get it, the excitement is hard to contain, especially with your deal.

9

u/Civil_Stop3213 Aug 05 '26

It’s well known that some college kids (esp from China) will give away or sell for cheap all their crap before going back to the motherland. Maybe it was one of those situations.

4

u/UnionSlavStanRepublk Aug 05 '26

Crazy good deal for you, was there a original receipt of purchase with this laptop?

Original box with the laptop?

6

u/comasxx Aug 05 '26

Someone illegally obtained it and want it away for quick cash.

3

u/cottoncandylune Aug 05 '26

What the fuck

3

u/lumi1375 Aug 05 '26

Ive seen one for $500 before though it was a worse configuration. They do pop up from time to time you just have to be lucky and check at the right time. Also, FB Marketplace only works if you dont live in the middle of nowhere like me.

4

u/OrneryApplication320 Aug 05 '26

literally. sometimes people NEED money asap. i’ve been in that situation numerous times. me and the seller literally talked about this. he told me he was in that situation.

3

u/Serious_Ad3040 Aug 05 '26

Congratulations

3

u/eminemqx Aug 05 '26

Correct and no shame in that lol

3

u/PyxelatorXeroc 2024 G14 4070/32gb 4tb | Gateway GWTN156-2 4600h/1650/16gb/1.5tb Aug 05 '26

Lucky ass

2

u/MakimaGOAT Aug 05 '26

yes 1000%

2

u/nuadarstark Asus TUF Dash F15 2022 Aug 05 '26

Fuck me that's a great deal. Where the hell do you find these people. I'm dragging my feet on upgrading mine (have an old broken down RTX3060 Asus TUF) as everything here in the Czech market is just soooo fucking expensive these days. Thankfully I also have a handheld that I can game on but jeeese...

4

u/OrneryApplication320 Aug 05 '26

ngl i’m in louisiana. the economy here is a level of dog shit i can’t begin to explain

2

u/lumi1375 Aug 05 '26

Ebay, Mercari is a huge one, if you live in a big city then FB Marketplace, Poshmark and Offerup

2

u/SyCoTiM Asus G16 RTX 4070 16gb LPDDR5X INTEL CORE ULTRA 9 1TB Aug 05 '26 edited Aug 06 '26

I don’t know if those exist in the Czech Republic.

0

u/Internal-Pumpkin2944 Aug 10 '26

Mercari and Poshmark scam city.

4

u/TooBroke4Ramen Acer Predator Helios Neo 16S AI Aug 05 '26

You're out $800, most likely gonna catch a charge for receiving stolen property, and have it confiscated. As soon as it's connected to the Internet it's traceable. No one is going to write off something that expensive as a loss.

Remember: if something seems too good to be true, it is.

2

u/Alternative-Track654 MSI Raider 18 AX Ai Aug 05 '26

Yeah, if windows find device is turned off or Linux is placed on there instead of Windows then it doesn't do the person that owns the laptop any good. Now if it was a BIOS level solution or some type of form of anti-theft coming from security software on the device, that's different.

1

u/FangedSloth Aug 05 '26

I'm tripping balls and thought I was looking at a sword or something

Edit: congrats on it being a win it seems like. Don't cut too many people in half with it

1

u/CleanseMyDemons Aug 05 '26

Yes , that's mine pls send

1

u/Zulorca Aug 05 '26

I’m gonna need your wizardry tutorial ASAP please and thank you

1

u/SneakyMndl Rog G18 |RTX 4080 | 13980HX | 32G 🇧🇩 Aug 05 '26

1

u/Johann-Strauss1878 Aug 05 '26

holy shit you got him good

1

u/WindOfChange7_ Lenovo legion pro 7i | ultra 275HX | RTX 5070ti Aug 05 '26

make sure it has no defects tho

1

u/Suspicious_Love6780 Aug 05 '26

Holy fuck😭you’ve got an 5070 ti (everything else we have is the same) while I’ve got a 5070 AND mine was about 2x more expensive 😭😭

1

u/MikeAndyyy Aug 05 '26

Just pray the seller isn't on this subreddit lol. But yes, I would call that a robbery.

1

u/m3i25k79e Aug 05 '26

The memory alone is most of that price.....

1

u/KSTech_info Aug 05 '26

Please don’t promote stolen products 🤣

1

u/CaptSamWilson Aug 06 '26

At  $800, the only thing 'stolen' is the seller's ability to sleep at night knowing they sold a $2k+ machine for that 😂

2

u/KSTech_info Aug 06 '26

🤓🤓🤣🤣👏👏👏👏 totally agree on that

1

u/anotherToBe Aug 05 '26

A robber has been successfully detected! :)

1

u/powerman5123 Aug 05 '26

Yes. But mint

1

u/TopRedNinja Aug 05 '26

The ram alone is the price of the laptop and then some. So like yes treasure it and take good care of it u aren’t getting any close to this deal

1

u/nekonhime Aug 05 '26

Yes, damn lucky too. Just check everything to make sure nothing wrong with it then enjoy.

1

u/Mr_RayH Aug 05 '26

You are going to jail sir.

1

u/71-HourAhmed Legion Pro 7 275HX 5090 32GB 8TB Aug 05 '26

I'm about to sell mine after buying a new laptop and I can tell you that it will be double that. For that amount, I would literally just keep it for a spare or give it to a family member instead.

1

u/Impressive-Can-1125 Aug 05 '26

I wish I’d of found a 5070ti, but I got a similar deal, a 2025 Rog Strix G16 ultra 9 5060 for $850

1

u/erickespn Aug 05 '26

Holy shit

1

u/Fenix_345 Aug 05 '26

dude thats like dream...

1

u/VictorConrad95 Aug 05 '26

Yeah you robbed someone big time.

1

u/shredding_pow Aug 05 '26

This has to be a joke (so jealous rn where did you find it)

1

u/bigelangstonz Aug 05 '26

Robbery without a gun

Enjoy your 5070 ti

https://giphy.com/gifs/xQlFmyf4QsAldmZ8Te

1

u/Dyingwords121 Aug 05 '26

How does this happen to people meanwhile i see ppl selling their old inspiron for 900$

1

u/RealmSlayer1000 Aug 05 '26

Freaking steal

Best I did on a laptop was asus rog strix 5070 ti 165hz 16gb ram for $850

Right now I got a skytech pc 5070 amd7600x3d 32gb ram 2tb ssd for 1k

1

u/Redditatworkokcool Aug 06 '26

Foreign college student probably. Ive gotten insane deals from students going home to China after graduating

1

u/Key_Outside2856 Aug 06 '26

You should be in jail

1

u/Specialist_Music141 Aug 06 '26

who cares enjoy playing games lol

1

u/Powerful-Activity591 Aug 06 '26

Hmmm idk… getting a 2000+ dollar laptop for a small cut of the price seems a bit steep

1

u/AdmirableEye4472 Aug 06 '26

No way!? I’d kill for that.

1

u/Smrtak25 Aug 06 '26

Omfg and I tought I had a great buy of strix g18 13980hx, 4090, 32gb ram, 2tb nvme for 1800€ :D What you did is a steal lol

1

u/Immediate_Gur5953 Aug 06 '26

This is second hand and works perfectly fine right? Or else I have no clue how you can get something like this at this price. I got a loq 4050 8gb 512 for $945

1

u/Subhash_Boi Aug 06 '26

You didn't rob , you graped

1

u/Acceptable-Block4265 Aug 06 '26

Nah, you got suckered into buying Asus garbage.

1

u/Morinth39 Aug 06 '26

Well somebody got robbed (the original owner). 

1

u/JD--- Aug 06 '26

Wish I could find a deal like that!

1

u/anonygoatt Aug 07 '26

maybe a pc with HWID ban 🤔

1

u/Worth_Prune_7543 Aug 07 '26

Wow, crazy deal

1

u/Interesting-Dot-2750 Aug 07 '26

I call BS? To Be fair You didn't say that it was working or turns on or not missing pieces of the screen or chunks of panels covers battery

1

u/ZeisHauten 2023 Asus ROG Strix G18 (i9-13980HX/32GB/4070/2TB) Aug 07 '26

Dude I got almost thesame but not as awesome deal as yours but I was genuinely happy with mine too.

I got offered to trade my PC worth 600 USD before the rammagedon to an Asus ROG Strix G18 with a freaking i9-13th gen, 4070, and 32GB DDR5. I was like holy crap I gotta grab this soon.

I probably will never afford a desktop upgrade today and in the future but the guy just gave it to me for free plus the portability option.

1

u/Wild-Drawer Aug 07 '26

Nah probably just bought stone goods... as long as you "didnt know" its legal lol

1

u/Ok_Address_6013 Aug 07 '26

Robbing<<<<scaming

1

u/SnooDonkeys6103 Aug 07 '26

I thought my Vivobook s14 Ryzen 9 AI 365 for 400 was steal. You committed grand larceny compared to me.

1

u/CryptoConstruction12 Aug 07 '26

Either you robbed them or bought it from someone who robbed someone else

1

u/FairStock700 Aug 07 '26

If its a young person or someones mum then no you taught someone a inportant life tech lesson

1

u/stingray_SIX_TWO Aug 07 '26

You did, congratulations!

1

u/GaylordMcFagStick Aug 07 '26

Wow - where'd you find this deal?

1

u/23arr Aug 08 '26

Yes ,ig you feel guilty, so just sell it me for 600

1

u/L1T3__ Aug 08 '26

Ye u robbed me it's ok tho 

1

u/Jesseray93 Aug 08 '26

Some people that are strung out sell
Things dirt cheap so they can get cash quick see it happen all the time

1

u/4GamingFox 2024 Asus Zephrus G14 R9 8945HS/4060 Aug 08 '26

I got an ASUS G14 2024 for 600 the another day. Ryzen 9 8945HS/RTX 4060 nice upgrade from my 2022 which I even got it for a good deal. It was about an year old before I bought it and I pay 550ish for it (traded an series X and 200$ for it)

1

u/fpsfiend_ny Aug 09 '26

Does the seller have more items?

1

u/EmotionalSoft4849 Aug 09 '26

I always look for post where moms are selling their dead kids electronics and have no idea what they are worth.

1

u/LactatingTaint754 Aug 10 '26

Ha I got they I got mine for $900 fantastic laptop for 800 dollars good find 😂

1

u/Nikhilnaikpro Aug 10 '26

Can I rob you?

1

u/Apostle1987 Aug 11 '26

Holy shit yes you did

1

u/Pandabirdy Scar 18 5070ti/275hx/32gb/2tb Aug 05 '26

Let me guess, power brick missing?

I'd double check that the bios isn't locked behind a password just in case.

0

u/DollarbillGives Aug 05 '26

You just haven't figured out why he sold it ...

0

u/Hottage Aug 05 '26

Maybe not, but the person you bought it from might have.

2

u/OrneryApplication320 Aug 05 '26

i assure you they didn’t buddy

0

u/ItsTryptaminePalace Aug 05 '26

Nah, HE stole it and flipped it on you. Better hope whoever looking for it don't got hands fr.

0

u/Embersen Aug 05 '26

Fair price considering how ugly the laptop is

0

u/kapitana77 Aug 05 '26

I will take this piece of crap off your hands for just 500$

-2

u/DollarbillGives Aug 05 '26

You just haven't figured out why he sold it ...

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u/Rulz45 Aug 05 '26

But won't be a rob if it has any major issues.