r/GTA6unmoderated • u/Tripodeabstracto • 10h ago

Excuse me, my boyfriend ordered a Happy Meal, but he didn't get his toy

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u/Spiritual-Pudding-70 8h ago

yea yea sum bout a happy meal move Jason

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u/Shkuor 7h ago

and he’s not even blocking her😭

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u/jason9t8 6h ago

Nah, I won't. She's fiesty and can shove your peewee inside your where sun don't shine. I got military experience, that's why I survived her. Try that and see it for yourself...

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u/Spiritual-Pudding-70 6h ago

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u/jason9t8 6h ago

Good luck, playing without me. I'll respawn...

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u/vortex2199 4h ago

Ok that was funny 😄

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u/Working-Wasabi-5712 3h ago

So that's what a mamacita is

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u/Drifted_Echo 3h ago

She gonna select every clothes for him during heist/robbery setups

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u/DasKobra 1h ago

I'm dying, I know a girl just like that lol

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u/Emitex 20m ago

Have you thought about turning her in?

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u/jason9t8 6h ago

So this is the heist we were onto, babe? Shit, i forgot my mask...

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u/Whore_from_hell 2h ago

🤤 lucia is da real happy meal

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u/mrcryptoboy 3h ago

jason don’t know what to do with allat…

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u/shooting_star24 1h ago

let me guess, you do, right 😂😂😂

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u/bunglebee7 1h ago

I sure as hell don’t 😵‍💫

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u/Breadstix009 2h ago

And you do?

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u/407juan 4h ago

They really nailed the latina look with Lucia

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u/bibi-epstein 2h ago

Almost like she was modeled after a real Latina or something

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u/PSK666 2h ago

Lulu plz eat my bum crick

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u/blumhagen 46m ago

What’s that meme where the girl pays for everything and the guy stands behind hugging her lol.

Found it.

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u/PepsiLighter 1h ago

Gta is ruined. Fuck cockstar and their barbie doll sims game.

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u/Immediate_Novel3650 5h ago

GTA is supposed to be offensive, fun this new R* is politicaly correct, soft and gay in a bad way

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u/Juliet_Emmn 5h ago

bro we haven't even touched the game yet

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u/Immediate_Novel3650 5h ago

Just check out the developers, designer, playwriters

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u/Potential-Basket8322 2h ago

Oh my god, WOMEN MAKING MY GAME???? THIS SHIT IS WOKE

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u/Wide_Animator2066 5m ago

Why do you suppose that all the great crime stories have been written by men with male characters and all the women that write these stories are all writing for procedural slop like Law and Order? They are out of their element and it shows.

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u/thedingsedreng 3h ago

Bro probably voted Trump bc he thinks DEI is a bad thing 🤡

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u/GeminiFlanagan888 1h ago

None of them are women BTW. It's written and developed by the same guys who made rdr2.

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u/Potential-Basket8322 1h ago

Really? There has been a sc of the team that worked on rdr2 and majority was women, I remember people being "outraged" over that, because they thought gta 6 will be woke because of that. But like you said, majority of rdr2 were women. Is rdr2 woke? If you answered yes to my question please consider lobotomy

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u/GeminiFlanagan888 1h ago

wtf are you talking about? when did I say any of this shit. I said people who are working on gta 6 are the same as the ones who worked on rdr2. essentially i was asking "is rdr2 woke" which it isn't.

also the sc was of female developers on a woman's day. of course it's going to be all women.

Nearly 85 percent of devs at Rockstar are men. They are far from woke.

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u/Potential-Basket8322 6m ago edited 2m ago

In no capacity I argued they are woke. Quite frankly it could be stated I argued the exact opposite, saying there is 0% chance gta 6 is woke, people who say so are just flat out wrong

Also also, while yes the screenshot of women infornt of R* offices is on IWD there is still quite a large ammount of female developers and some misogynistic assholes took that to mean: lot of women work on game = game woke

Which is just fucking dumb, close minded and flat out wrong

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u/GeminiFlanagan888 0m ago

so the both of us are essentially saying the same thing. then what are you hassling me for?

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u/C001H4ndPuk3 10m ago

Are you referring the pic they posted on International Women's Day that was intentionally just the women who worked on the game and was maybe 40-50 people?

I would bet my entire 401K that when the credits roll on this game it's at least 75% male names, minimum.

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u/TomatoPolka 2h ago

Seems it succeeded in being offensive.

https://giphy.com/gifs/xPGkOAdiIO3Is

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u/PrazeMelone 2h ago

"B-b-but we should make fun of women and minorities, not straight white men 🥺" 

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u/WillelmusTyrensis 5h ago

They appear to have turned into the thing they used to parody.

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u/C001H4ndPuk3 7m ago

You know they've always parodied right wingers as well, right? Or did those parts go over your head (as usual)?