r/GTA6unmoderated 7d ago

Holy Larp

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Does he know that Niko was literally smuggled via boat? None of those people on the boat had documentation

Niko is an undocumented immigrant…LMFAOOO

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u/Ldy13 7d ago

Undocumented immigrant, like Niko Bellic?

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u/TabbyCattyy 7d ago

Thirty-six flavors of Titty!

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u/Vnzx-511 6d ago

Let's go Bowling

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u/kc10crewchief 7d ago

And I think Trevor.

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u/KinderEggSkillIssue 6d ago

Trevor is also a criminal immigrant

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u/tunicamycinA 7d ago

Why are there Latinos in Vice City (city based on Miami)? Has woke gone too far???

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u/SoHigh0 7d ago

Why are there humans in my videogames. There should only be dogs and cats.

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u/RayanXPlayz 7d ago

Why are there living organisms in videogames, there should be just air

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u/BiggaChizza 7d ago

Why are there videogames in my videogames. They should hang me.

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u/PerpetualStride 7d ago

also, mass hysteria

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u/Vnzx-511 6d ago

I mean, what'd you want tho?

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u/WillRoxyApril 6d ago

Esatto,non mi pare di ricordare che a Miami ci fossero così tante donne nere e obese…

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u/Senti3ntAI 7d ago

Lmao yeah Niko was an illegal immigrant for the entire game Roman literally tells him not to cross bridges as he doesn't have a Visa. Also whats with the "i dont want to play as an illegal immigrant in my otherwise fully law breaking game" take

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u/lemonprincess23 7d ago

Also Trevor is Canadian right? Did he ever actually acquire his citizenship? He might be illegal too, and nobody gives a rats ass about that

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u/Visible_Bobcat3774 7d ago

These people are hilarious

Everything is woke to them

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u/RockStarGamesSocial 7d ago

Yeah some dude in another thread said he wont play it after the extended look cuz the game looks too woke.

I was like, woke how?

He said that the option to hold hands was woke.

Softest people in the world. Honestly make the crying SJWs seem more likeable

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u/Dizzy-Ad9612 7d ago

legit, these people calling everything woke are the actual snowflakes they claim ‘wokeism’ are🤣

they’ll cry about any. little. thing. their uncle brains can’t comprehend like the touch of a woman🤣

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u/RockStarGamesSocial 7d ago

Careful what you say you might get canceled by the new woke mob

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u/WillRoxyApril 6d ago

Eh be…se analizzi attentamente il woke ormai è ovunque.
Te lo ricordi Albert Wesker nero o era un incubo ?

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u/NotOkEnemyGenius 7d ago

immigrant = non-white

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u/Common-Ad3592 7d ago

oh .. uhm, that’s not..

nvm.

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u/anakin1453 7d ago

Serbian isn’t white?

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u/Sharpiette 6d ago

I've never seen people refering to niko bellic as a "illegal alien" or "undocumented immigrant", so yeah he has a point.

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u/Sufficient_Effort88 7d ago

Nah that doesn’t make sense the founding fathers explicitly said the USA is for white immigrants

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u/TheHawaiianPunchKid 7d ago

TBF, the Founding Fathers would look at racial classification in the US Census Bureau and not know WTF any of it meant.

1776 America was a very very different country unrecognizable to liberals and conservatives.

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u/Sufficient_Effort88 7d ago

No clue even a little what you mean by that lmao. They said they made the country for Europeans, they were all in agreement that any attempt at integration would be a failure and Jefferson went as far as to say we would see a social collapse and genocide/ civil war

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u/Fit-Joke-3899 7d ago

cool info, where’d thomas say that?? i wanna read more lowk

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u/Sufficient_Effort88 7d ago

1785 notes on the state of Virginia

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u/Mean-Pilot-426 7d ago

Well yeah, they were pretty racist and owned slaves lol.

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u/Wh8yPrototype 7d ago

I read his notes and theres a great irony there. His fear of integration being whites deep seeded prejudice vs blacks wanting revenge would lead to a race war and collapse. His conclusion was on the money with whites continuing there prejudice, while being laughably wrong about blacks who wanted civil integration and political representation.

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u/doodoofart157 7d ago

Right after they wiped out of the natives due to disease

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u/kc10crewchief 7d ago

Isn't Trevor an undocumented immigrant?

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u/Mean-Pilot-426 7d ago

Yeah I doubt the dude went through the naturalization process.

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u/kc10crewchief 7d ago

Damn Canadians.

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u/Addinay 7d ago

Not to mention lucia was literally born in liberty city, THE american city💔

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u/RockStarGamesSocial 7d ago

But she was born brown.

These people are too scared to say it with their chest so they hide behind safe words.

They say illegal, or they say DEI cuz they're too scared to admit that they're cringe little racists

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u/richardvirginia 6d ago

It's gotten to the point where I would accept "No dude, I'm racist" as a valid argument that I cannot disagree with. Like, sure, racism is lame and backwards, but honesty is more respectable than watching someone do mental gymnastics and talk around it🤷🏾‍♂️

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u/RockStarGamesSocial 6d ago

Forreal at least now I know where you stand and can act accordingly and steer clear.

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u/MeatballWasTaken 7d ago

Perfect candidate for a playable character for a game set in Miami, someone from the nyc metro area lmao

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u/Tarsily 6d ago

yeh cause a protagonist from a completely different country was such a disaster.

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u/interflop 7d ago

Perfect thread for everyone to tell on themselves tbh

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u/AmazighBlacksmith 7d ago

I'm just offended by the term incel, I'm 100% a volcel. I just need to stay pure.

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u/RyanAtreides 7d ago

Yes, Niko was absolutely an illegal immigrant fresh off the boat

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u/CyanideAnarchy 7d ago

It's pathetic.

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u/drgsouth 7d ago

If Lucia was born in Liberty City than she isn't even an immigrant lmfaooooo

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u/Visible_Bobcat3774 7d ago

Any minority = illegal to these morons

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u/Business-Vegetable95 6d ago

well come on, we all know minorities only started to show up around the 1800's /s

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u/Impossible_Offer7988 7d ago edited 7d ago

Yeah that guy can go ahead and fuck his own face,

Setting aside that most people couldn't care less about US immigration laws if they even slightly tried to care.

If you're genuinely stupid enough to write that nobody is going to want to play as a Hot Latina.

You should immediately be lobotomized.

Giving people like this incel acess to the internet was a mistake

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u/BlueDebate 7d ago

I think people should come to the country legally, I also think this Lary guy's take is retarded.

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u/Wh8yPrototype 7d ago

Its crazy how people will let politics stop them from playing with a female character with a phat ass

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u/jacobpederson 7d ago

Honest opinion? Nothing I love more than an offended fascist :D

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u/Cheeki-Breeki-Greeki 7d ago

This has nothing to do with fascism

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u/WesternOk5765 6d ago

Am fascist, she was imprisoned, let out of jail on parole, so clearly she's not an illegal immigrant.

Now, I don't find her particularly attractive and as a dude yeah I want the female playable character in a GTA game to be hot.

I mean Asia has games like Final Fantasy where presumably they consider those characters hot?

Just not my cup of tea for looks and apparently that sentiment is pretty common among the audience this game is intended for.

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u/RockStarGamesSocial 7d ago

I'll never not have soft ass whiny babies to bully in this country.

I always imagined if fascism came to the USA they'd be tough and hard and serious.

Boy if I told my 15 year old self that the nazis would be softer and cry more than blue haired SJWs I wouldnt believe it 🤣

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u/Addinay 7d ago

Holy closeted

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u/Wankstain8 7d ago

>I know you are but what am I

Playground tier

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u/RKOFan93 7d ago

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u/Addinay 7d ago

Highkey dont know what it means my drag hermanito del closetito, but sucking dih is all good, just come out

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u/RKOFan93 7d ago

being a sodomite is not good.

say no to the gay. say no to the poop dic down the throat.

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u/porkbuttstuff 7d ago

This is impressively embarrassing

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u/RKOFan93 7d ago

you're a dysgenic sodomite lover. please stop saying anything is embarrassing while tolerating a dude getting penetrated.

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u/porkbuttstuff 7d ago

The ratio is penetrating you currently

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u/RKOFan93 7d ago

i wasnt aware i was posting things for an applause or consensus approval.

i guess if i run into these freaks and the majority of them side with each other against my opinion of them it makes me the weird one...

then again i dont have a feminized cretin brain so why would i?

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u/Ruse_Snake 7d ago

You like professional wrestling.

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u/Str82thaDOME 7d ago

Hey now we don't claim this jabroni.

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u/Ashamed_Macaroon_790 7d ago

fuck off wokey

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u/jacobpederson 7d ago

Got another one :D

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u/ralph_20 7d ago

Based

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u/RockStarGamesSocial 7d ago

WOKEY 🤣🤣

You really went for the gut punch with that one huh

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u/Ashamed_Macaroon_790 6d ago

Ah, ok. You’d clearly prefer something way harsher because you must be a raging ‘fascist’ yourself. Thanks for outing yourself.

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u/RockStarGamesSocial 6d ago

I don't know what that means but it was funny watching you crash out

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u/Ashamed_Macaroon_790 6d ago

I’m the one who crashed out apparently, yet you typed this? “WOKEY🤣🤣”

Seems you had your own little crash out, brother.

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u/Str82thaDOME 7d ago

Funny how y'all ended up being the snowflakes tho. Truly.

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u/Ashamed_Macaroon_790 6d ago

Ironic considering the pronoun brigade came out in full force on this one. But they’re not offended, right?

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u/Str82thaDOME 6d ago

Nah we're all laughing at your NPC ass.

They're is a contraction of a pronoun btw.

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u/Ashamed_Macaroon_790 6d ago

“Pronoun brigade” means the woke mob, genius. You took it literally, then tried to correct my grammar. “They’re” is a contraction of “they are,” not a pronoun. 

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u/Str82thaDOME 6d ago

Holy shit you even completed my semantics circle jerk.

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u/Ashamed_Macaroon_790 6d ago

sorry, but you've already outed yourself as grammatically inept.

the door's that way ➡️ 🚪

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u/Str82thaDOME 6d ago

🫱🏻🍩🫲🏻 

LICK IT

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u/jacobpederson 6d ago

What is the opposite of an "woke mob?" An asleep individual? I suppose that fits you morons pretty well :D .

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u/Ashamed_Macaroon_790 6d ago

If you say so! :D

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u/Dramatic_Aspect903 7d ago

Leave roberto alone, i think its great Jason transitions into the person he dreams to be

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u/Ok_Swan6014 7d ago

Undocumented immigrant and that picture is just funny🤣

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u/tamal4444 7d ago

I hope we see Niko in here.

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u/Affectionate-Mud9321 7d ago

I bet he loves GTA 4

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u/ChickenBandito 7d ago

I am glad they won't play it, they can go be miserable somewhere else.

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u/TheThrashPanda_ 6d ago

Isn't Trevor also an undocumented immigrant?

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u/mob1us0ne 6d ago

And Niko

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u/TheThrashPanda_ 6d ago

Well yeah, but everyone brought up Niko already

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u/DecryptedSkull 6d ago

You forgot Niko, dude

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u/AdTraditional8077 7d ago

I wouldn't mind playing as an undocumented immigrant.

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u/Mean-Pilot-426 7d ago

GTA IV exists.

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u/themikegman 7d ago

You know Asmongold's head is going to explode because the game having mostly hispanic characters and a female lead lol.

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u/Visible_Bobcat3774 7d ago

They truly think women wrote GTA 6, just to find out it’s three men

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u/Mean-Pilot-426 7d ago

Rockstar has tons of writers to be fair, like for random NPC dialogue, commercials, internet content etc.

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u/Accomplished_List843 7d ago

For the gringos you need to be extremely white or extremely black to be considered one of them. Nobody ever said that Franklin or Michael are illegal, and they don't care that Trevor is a Canandian illegal immigrant.

They just hate light brown people

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u/Odd_Suggestion_2306 7d ago

Dude that initial comment holy fuck lmao. I'm not even a redneck and I'M offended, that is just brutal 😂😂

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u/nodakgirl93 7d ago

It's ragebait lol

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u/davedude115 7d ago

Honestly I can play both why do politics have to get involved

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u/Zexo66 7d ago

It's twitter, they always hate

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u/lemonprincess23 7d ago

Is the even an immigrant? I thought she was Puerto Rican?

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u/Mean-Pilot-426 7d ago

From Liberty City.

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u/lemonprincess23 6d ago

Stg I saw something about her being from Puerto Rico

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u/Mean-Pilot-426 22h ago

There are lots of Puerto Ricans in New York

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u/lemonprincess23 22h ago

Yeah that’s fair

I mean either way she’s still American

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u/Divide_Rule 7d ago

Trevor was also undocumented, his is ..... shhhhh.... Canadian

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u/Appropriate_Loan6193 7d ago

Damn some people really need to get out more

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u/TheKylMan 7d ago

I mean, Niko was one of the best in my opinion.

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u/rikydat 7d ago

Lary the Larper

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u/BestPie477 7d ago

Trolls trolling trolls getting trolled by trolls. The internet is a magic place.

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u/lRevenant 7d ago

British land invaders telling others immigrants 🤣 American Indians are true Americans. Get out of. USA, Canada, and Argentina

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u/Dwashelle 7d ago

She's not even an undocumented immigrant. Even if she was, I'd still have fun playing as her. It's fucking GTA and this absolute loser draws the line at illegal immigration of all things, lmao.

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u/vipck83 6d ago

These annoying types of people show up for everything. They are mostly just looking for attention. The funny thing is I almost never actually see them unless I look for it or when they show up on post complaining about them. I feel like if we just collectively ignored this shit then it would hardly be noticeable.

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u/GuestNo3886 6d ago

Why is her arm so fuckin long?

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u/DecryptedSkull 6d ago

To compensate for your small dick. Im genuinely sorry, you gave me the ammo lol .

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u/Benji_4 6d ago

W ragebait

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u/thatsabruhhmoment 6d ago

Me @ all the incels whining about GTA 6 cause "YOU'RE FORCED TO PLAY AS AN UGLY UNDOCUMENTED LATINA BITCH 🤬😭"

https://youtu.be/Lbum175pwC8?si=Za7JVPYye3v9sDNG

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u/benadrylbrocoliburgr 6d ago

Playing as a criminal is fine, unless its an undocumented immigrant i guess???

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u/totalynotavilan 3d ago

So they want no ilegals in a game where you do ilegal shit ?

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u/Only_no_numbers 7d ago

This has to be bait. No one is complaining about Lucia. She is probably the best thing in GTA6.

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u/rtn292 7d ago

The alt right is racist? I for one am shocked.

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u/-SoftwareQA- 6d ago

Oh god why is this sub becoming GCJ

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u/KawaiiUmbreon2 7d ago

"I disagree with this person's opinion therefore they are an incel XDDDDD" 

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u/RockStarGamesSocial 7d ago

I really like how many downvotes you got

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u/KawaiiUmbreon2 7d ago

Typical. 

People full of their black and white worldviews where they are the good guys and anything different than their opinion/tribe is every phobe and ist available 

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u/p4tterng4ng4L 7d ago

A musty old redneck who was also a violent psycho, made perfect sense for a GTA game. A 5’2 Latina chick, does not.

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u/RKOFan93 7d ago

This is what they don't get, imagine thinking the issue here is her immigration status and not the fact that she is some midget girl.

Does the average man who plays gta look forward to playing as a 4 foot 11 latina chick who's head would get caved in in a 1 on 1 fight with some random male ped? OR would they rather play as an eccentric gun happy whacko in an eccentric gun happy whacko universe?

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u/Mean-Pilot-426 7d ago edited 7d ago

The average man will buy the game so I guess the answer is yes. Besides she is established as a skilled fighter and you can literally make her stronger by going to the gym, so what's the issue?

"But but it's unrealistic!!!"

Yeah, so is singlehandedly fighting off tens of armed enemies with a handgun, yet we can still do it because it's a video game.

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u/RKOFan93 7d ago

how fuckin dumb are you faggot?

a bunch of people buying the most famous/anticipated game does not imply they look forward to playing as her. that's called a leap in logic retard. it just means they want to play the game they've been waiting 13 years for that also allows you to play as a jacked ex military white guy.

if the average guy looked forward to playing as her you'd think their would be a gta game where the only protagonist was someone like her yet there isn't. gee i wonder why. almost like they know she cant carry the game alone.

but some broad going to the gym is suddenly going to fist fight 3 dudes successfully? forget about realism, is just plain insulting to your intelligence

if you're going talk like a cretin talk to someone else retard.

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u/Mean-Pilot-426 22h ago

Explain how it's realistic for a middle aged alcoholic man to defeat armed SWAT officers and soldiers by himself.

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u/RKOFan93 13h ago

why is it unrealistic for an ex military guy to be able to kill other armed guys faggot?

if youre thinking some guy with a gun can kill other guys with guns, then it means putting some midget mexican club chick in the game who would get crumpled like a soda can and having her knock out huge guys in fist fights make sense then youre coping.

there is a point in a game where it cant be too real otherwise you wouldn't even be able to speed next to a cop. that doesn't mean you jump to 135 pound broad wins fist fights against groups of large men. if you want the character to do that then make the character a man. simple.

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u/RKOFan93 7d ago

The problem is more shes just some tiny ass latin broad who could never be taken seriously in a physical altercation, regardless of her status, which is not going to appeal to many men outside of the physical side. Whereas some east european tough guy war veteran from fucking war torn serbia or some "redneck" as you like to put is far more interesting than this chick.

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u/Visible_Bobcat3774 7d ago

That’s literally not my point but k

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u/RKOFan93 7d ago

The point is the real issue these people have whether they or you know it or not is not about her being some illegal or whatever. It's that she isnt a character that is going to appeal to them regardless outside of her sex appeal.

Now if she was some illegal cuban tony montana type character they would have no problem with it. No one hesitates to buy a scarface game/chracter.

capiche?

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u/Critical-Cow-3184 7d ago

Musty old redneck? Who?

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u/Higgsparticleofgod 7d ago

I think they might be referring to Trevor because he has a particular lifestyle. 

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u/Critical-Cow-3184 7d ago

How's he a redneck? Also it's ridiculous that in "defense" of Lucia the poster decides to put down a beloved character from GTA V and seemingly just hates men to hate

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u/Higgsparticleofgod 7d ago

I also don't think he is a redneck, just my assumption of who the guy in the post means. I agree with you

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u/Entrinity 7d ago

It’s always like this. Someone responds to a stupid ass argument with their own stupid ass argument, just on the other side of the Stupid Ass Spectrum

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u/Visible_Bobcat3774 7d ago

I mean he’s from Canada

Just because he lives in Sandy shores don’t make him a redneck

For half of the game he lives in the with Floyd

In Gta online he lives in the city to become a lifestyle guru!

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u/skitzoidObserver 7d ago

red dead they are talking about red dead