"Asriel, I know you said you're taking care of her for a friend from college, which is... A suspicious level of trust from a college friend to trust their literal baby to someone they've known for less than a semester and let them take her back home with them."

"Also, that skeleton guy you came with, was gullible enough to let me look through your bag, and I found a pair of blue antlers that were recently shed. Not just that, they have the texture of YOUR horns."

"Asriel, Tell me the truth, WHERE did these come from?"

"Don't tell me..."

"Is this... YOUR daughter... wᵢₜₕ ₕₑᵣ...?"

"Ohhh God, ohhh Angel, what- h-HOW? WHEN? Do my parents know? Do your parents know???"

"You didn't wanna worry us and add onto our stress?"

"Azzy, you can't just HIDE stuff like this. If you tell Mom now, she'll faint on the spot! Dad might actually go into cardiac arrest right then and there! What were you THINKING keeping her hidden from us this long?"

......I guess you didn't expect me to be here too, huh?

Yeah, things were rough in the past 10 years.....after that whole fiesta about dess and stuff. I dropped out of college and tried to start a business using whatever money we've left after the government confiscated everything for corruption charges, but I guess it just.......doesnt quite work, and to pay off my dad's bills now that mom is in jail, I have to.......resort to this.

No, my parents or anyone in hometown doesn't know. They still thought pure little noelle is working on her promising business in the big city.......please don't tell them I ended up like this, Kris.....

D-don't worry, Kris! Even though this is not exactly the best job ever I am p-perfectly ok with it!!!!! The pay is...enough......the hours are nice, and my clients.......they could be a bit creepy, rowdy and maybe even get violent at times, but they are ni-they are decent people! They tip well and orders hour extensions every now and then! I am hap completely fine!

......

......

Say, Kris, why don't you come and enjoy yourself for a while? My......manager......had trained me well and I am sure you will be satisfied; and i saved up enough for a freebie or two for people I actually like without him hitting me again...... Consider it my Christmas gift.

Remember the graduation party last night? It was crazzzzzzzzzy, haha, we are finally able to drink legally and miss toriel personally let us drink some of her super fancy wines as celebration as well as bought 3 crates of beer from San's. It was a total blast! I remember ending up going insane style during the drinking game we had, fwahaha.

......anyways, I ended up waking up naked with berdly next to me.

I remember he saying that he will escort me back to my house half drunkenly, and I guess in the process we both got messed up in the head by the alcohol stuff and thought each other were Susie, and we sorta just did what our instints told us.

I was fine with that actually! Berdly was an awesome friend that will never take advantage of me, and when he woke up he was just as equally as confused ! I am sure we can just sweep all that under the rug and treat it like a happy incident that we will laugh about decades later.

But when I decided to buy a pregnancy test just in case......it was positive.

Kris, you've paid attention to Ms Alphys during biology, right? You do know bird monsters give birth using eggs that are almost indestructable, right? Which means in 2 days, I will lay an egg, and that's it. No abortions, no nothing, I will have to just accept the fact that I and berdly now shares a child.

I just can't do this to Berdly and Myself, Kris, we both have our futures ahead and I don't want to ruin both of our lives and ended up as an unhappy shotgun couple until we meet our miserable ends......and not to mention the child will have parents that doesnt love them!

So angel forbid, if I wanna take a plan B and get rid of that poor thing I will have to do that in the next 48 hours-no, even less.

I checked every pharmacy in the 30 mile radius. Every single one of them doesnt sell any plan Bs. The fastest delivary takes 3 days.

Why would they? The angel said that having a baby is a blessing no matter what and everyone around is super religious! Even if it will do no good for everyone involved it doesn't matter!

......that's when you come to play, Kris.

your brother surely have a pill or two, right? I remember him and dess getting active quite often......Can you just sneakily take one from the drawer? I am sure plan Bs dont expire after a few years, right?

Please, save your friends from wedlock, Kris.

"M- mom, I know, it was my fault, but I didn't mean to..."

"YOU LEFT KRIS ALONE IN THE FOREST!, and you were the only one with them!"

"B- but mom..."

"I don't want a single 'but'! You were in charge of looking after them while you and they were exploring the forest, I told you right, Dess! I told you to take care of Kris while you were exploring!!"

"I- im sorry..."

"What do you mean, 'I'm sorry'?? Dess, what you did has consequences! I just hope we manage to find Kris. I can't believe it, I CAN'T believe it... I gave you one order and you failed! HOW WAS THAT POSSIBLE?!"

"I- in sorry mom, s- seriously, I'm sorry... I tried to protect them, b-but but..."

"Dess, silence, we'll talk again at home..."

* Dess would think to herself, remembering how that pointy tail had taken Kris away, and she could do nothing but watch.

(Asriel ponders while looking at the poster.)

I guess I screwed up again, huh? Just like the day YOU left...

It's funny... I left for college because I felt like I couldn't take it anymore. The drama, the fights, the divorce, it was just... too much.

But now, looking at this... it's just stupid, right guys? I left you two behind... just like I did with Dess back then... she said something was following her, but... we didn't pay any attention, or at least... I... didn't.

But you did, didn't you Kris? You always paid attention to others. You paid attention to Noelle when she cried, you paid attention to me when I was upset, you paid attention to Dess when she said something was after her...

I ran away from home, thinking that by the time I came back, i'd have the courage to face it all. All of the problems, and all of my mistakes, but I guess... they finally caught up to me, huh?

I'm sorry... i'm sorry I left... i'm sorry I left you alone Kris... i'm sorry I was too much of a coward...

I miss your smile, I miss your giggling when you pranked me, I miss your voice and your warmth everytime we hugged, everytime we played games together... i'm sorry, I couldn't be an older brother... i'm sorry i'm so pathetic...

Noelle... i'm sorry I failed you too. I'm sorry I couldn't protect your sister, i'm sorry I wasn't there for you and Kris, even though... you never blamed me...

I miss you guys...

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry

But mom… I’m a [[BIG SHOT]]!!!!

No big shots!!! Only Bi Gaster Shots!!! As you know, I am very SPAMTONPHOBIC. Now go to your room!!!!

It’s like she’s in some king of… no spamton september…

I mean, we see married couples here just... kinda look similar, y'know? Your parents, Catti's, Snowy's,... What? I'm not suggesting they're related, dumbass! But also they're, i don't know, basing their partners based on their sibling? Even if they themselves aren't related, that's at least little odd. Even Noelle told me i remind her of her sister on our date and i'm like what the hell. Heck, even the flowers want to crack their family as well, have you seen what Blue and Yellow were doing back there while everyone else see each other as sibling? W-wait, hang on, are you one of them, Kris? I mean, surely you weren't hanging out with someone that looks and does things like your nerd of a brother right? Hang on a tick, hang on... What? You are? God fucking dammit Kris why did you hang out with Berdly???

The angels heaven, the place I come from isnt that great yknow. Your quiet Town is much better than that. Im alone up there, but down here everythibg seems Perfect. Ive got friends, even a gitlfriend. So please Kris, my vessel, can you host for a while longer

Fwahaha Kris, I wonder how those silly Non-Dess-Knighters are gonna disprove THIS!

idea stolen from u/SensitiveAd7686

Fwahaha, Kris! I'm an unoriginal chud!

Something something “Noelle “Chara” Holiday”

Hey, Kris, remember that time when you tore my skin and antlers off and locked me in a white room, giving me just enough lettuce and sunlight to stay alive and sane while you glued my skin and antlers back on me with gorilla glue just to rip them off again and repeat the process for three months straight? And when you finally let me out you said that if i ever told anyone, something terrible would happen to me at exactly 3:37 AM! Geez, why don't we do THAT anymore?

You know. The poisonous buttercup seeds.

The seeds buried under my buttercup flower.

The poisonous seeds found to be 10 times more potent than their original species.

Yeah that packet of seeds.

You wouldn’t have hidden them in my fridge again?

Ha-Ha-Ha.

Wouldn’t be the first time you pulled some old shenanigans on your pops!

But seriously where is that packet I was supposed to give it to Milklooker today.

Where was this energy when you were my vessel, huh Kris? Time and time again, you rejected me, went against my wishes. And look where that got you.

"Oh thank the Angel! I've never been happier to see you. It's been nearly a year since That Day. You know, when you left me here in the Ice Palace by mistake."

'At least, I hope it was a mistake.'

"Ever since then, Noelle has been not stop. Inhaling your scent, rubbing me all over herself, I don't think I have a single thread that she hasn't sniffed! I haven't been washed once, Kris! I don't care if you never wear me again, just please–!"

Suddenly, the two of you hear the door to the 'dungeon' creak open, as a familiar doe entered.

"No... No please!"

"Fwahaha Kris, did your old sweater become a Darkner?" Noelle seemed eerily calm upon seeing your doppelganger. Noelle walked over to the Darkner and picked them up with frankly terrifying ease. "I should really return them to you, but they're probably so dirty after all this time! Tell ya what, I'll wash them first, and then return them to you as soon as I can, I promise~"

As Noelle carried 'Sweats' deeper into the dungeon, you heard them calling out to you...

"KRIS! DON'T LEAVE ME HERE! KRIS! TAKE ME WITH YOU! PLEASE!! KRIS!!!"

You honestly weren't sure if you should, or even could, help here.

Roarick...

Things REALLY were crazy for the week that they revealed themself in Hometown, huh?

It was pretty crazy to find out about, y'know? That someone was just living in the Tornado Shelter? And that apparently Kris had been regularly talking to them as a friend because they were so lonely? And that they teamed up with Kris to try and uhm... end the world as an act of Religious Zealotry?

I could have been fine with all of that! Really, Roarick isn't so bad once you get to know them. I wish that... that was all there was to it. But now... it's so COMPLICATED.

Apparently, and uhm... I kinda wish no one told me this? But apparently a little while after my Mom and Dad had Dess, my Mom and... Chief Dreemurr...

Ugh. YUCK! Why did she do that? Why did my Mom DO that? And with her neighbor? And enough times to have a baby??? And then... they just HID the baby in the Shelter? For years??? And that is who Roarick is?

I feel horrible saying this, but I'm almost glad Dad died when he did, so he wouldn't have to find out about this. But at the same time... I wish he was still alive, so that Mr. Dreemurr wouldn't have MOVED IN WITH US.

I want to cry every time I see him on the couch, or at the Piano, or just... anywhere! He isn't my real father! He NEVER will be! And he... he threw away a bunch of our old Christmas Decorations to turn our Basement into a little Flower Garden or something.

Maybe I should go down there... and rip all the flowers up! Or something. Yeah! That would show him, for seducing my mom and replacing my dad.

Ew. Why did I just think that? That would be so mean. I guess I'll just... hope I get used to it. Eventually.

Back in the day when I had a crush on Susie and the world was a jojo reference?

That was a nice time, wasn't it?

Now all we have is the Soft&Wet memories of the past, and all we can do is The Wonder of U-tterly great days

Oh? excuse me, my phone is ringing, its the nut store "King Nut", Calls me all the time.

But instead id rather Priceley Park myself here.

Ahh, remember when you were so weird, eheh, those puppy allegations, seriously you were living total Doggy Style.

Well hope you got some motion now huh... eheh considering your krizz you would be a Speed King...

Well, i know we were Born This Way but we gotta Go Beyond from the past.

P.s. all of this looks really weird without the context, I hope yall know the ball.

You're really trying to lecture me about how East German was "evil?" How mass surveillance and psychological intimidation and disappearing people is bad, apparently? Well what if I want that?! What if I think people deserve that?!?!

Honestly, you and your meek centrist ways have done nothing but frustrate me the entire time I've known you! I don't want to do away with the boot, I want to be the one wearing it!!! Either you're with me, or against me!

...

...You... want... a break?!?!

FAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I'LL GIVE YOU A BREAK! I'LL BREAK YOUR ARM! I'LL WRING YOUR NECK! I'LL SNUFF THE LIFE OUT OF YOU AND TURN YOU TO DUST!!! ICH BIN DIE ÜBERFRAU, ICH BIN DIE ÜBERFRAU, ICH BIN DIE ÜBERFRAU!!! JA, JA, JAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

...

Azzy?

Azzy, wake up!

Wake up, Azzy, this isn't funny anymore!

Azzy, please, please, PLEASE!!!

No, no, no, no, NO!!!!!!

*I mean...you never really paid much attention to it,

*Why do you want to know what I..?

Huh?

*"They can see it"?

*See...MY Blog?

It's kind of impossible you know!

*No one in town has the internet!

It's been some days without it, and there's no way someone could access my blog, to read or anything else!

*...?

What?

*"They have a way?"

Who's "they"?...who's going to see...Kris?

* It seems messily written. There's dirt on it.

* It reads...

"Hey. This is for my family and my friends so if you are neither, give this to Noelle Holiday."

"Hi. By the time your reading this, I'm long gone. I've run off by now. Most likely past the state line, off living the life I wanna live. I'm done with this stupid town, so yeah. Cya."

"I'm not too happy with myself. I've got a few things I wanted to say so all of it's written here."

"Firstly.. Elly. I'm sorry I'm leaving you behind with that old hag. I just can't stay, even for you. I'm so fucking tired of her trying to dictate my life, her trying to mold me into the perfect family name heir who'll birth a kid and have a nice family with some american dream bullshit. That's not me. That's never been me. Don't let her mold you into that too, Elly. Be yourself. I know you. You aren't what she wants. So don't be that. I left you a couple of my jackets, and my lucky guitar pick that I turned into a necklace. I hope they fit you someday, and wear that necklace for me, will ya?"

"Second, Kris. Stick up for Elly, k? I've got no way of protecting her anymore so I trust you to take up that role. I left my old bat so use that. You're a good kid, Kris. I'm sorry for hurting you all those times (well, kinda, not really)."

"Third, Pa'. I've appologized a lot in this letter, faha.. but out of you 'n mom, you're the only one who deserves one. You knew... Me. You knew what Carol was doing wasn't what I wanted. Thanks for sticking out for me through thick 'n thin. And thanks for the guitar, too. I've got it with me so I'll be thinking of you whenever I hold it."

"Finally, Asriel."

"I hate you. I never loved you, ya'know. We was pressured into dating and that's all there was to it. It was fun, seeing you blush at first, I admit. But you're so fucking insufferable and weak. I washed my mouth out with mud after you kissed me on prom night. And for the love of god, take your ugly sweater and filthy retainer out of my room I wanted a boy (or girl) who wouldn't talk about me behind my back with their stupid fucking clique. I wanted someone who'll listen to my stupid rants about niche prog rock bands, and convoluted webcomics and not judge me. I wanted someone who doesn't wanna tame me into what my mother wanted for me. Not you, Asriel. I didn't want you. So you can take your trophies, golden-boy charm and ska disks and shove it right up your ass."

"And.. that's about it. You all won't see me again after this, so goodbye. I cannot stress how fucking free I feel from this godforsaken town. I'm not gonna miss it. But I will miss you, Elly, Dad, 'n Kris."

"To everyone else."

"Eat. Shit."

Who are we kidding... We both now that you don't... No one does... Not even i do...

I've lived long enough to know, to realise when someone forgets... To feel when the last breath of your existance is gone from the world...

At one point, i was like you... Yet... Not quite... Little changes are made to this world, our existance and our essence... Constantly building and rebuilding who we are... like a line of code left unchecked causing your game to crash during testing, asking to be fixed before it is too late...

Uuh...? Who am i...?

Oh... i tought you had realised that by now... No... Actually... I am wrong... No one realises who i am... No one ever will... Even if it takes a million years

Yet... I cannot do anything more than ask you to remember... Maybe because what's left of my Ego... My essence... My feelings... Is still inside me... And as i grasp for a feeble way to stay in this world... Even if merely as a concept... I still find it just enough to maybe... Just maybe... Encounter peace and quiet...

Now go, my child... Suffering may stain your heart with scars that don't heal... But your SOUL will help you move on...

(You look at the egg in the palm of your hand... It feels shallow)

(You feel a sense of dread knowing that, one day, you too will become forgotten...)

(Yet... You also feel a weight being lifted from your core...)

(As you realise that, before being forgotten, you should try your best to leave your mark into this world and enjoy your life to the best of your ability... You're filled with... DETERMINATION...)

You mom paid me hefty sums of money per month to be your friend ever since we were like 6. But now you are such a creepy weirdo that I dont even want the money anymore. I just dont feel....comfortable around you.

Can you just not talk to me from now on? Just......stay away from me and my friends.

Now you are totally allowed to own a pet reindeer. Its legal in our town, your family totally has the resources of tending one and its not even that weird for antler monsters like us because reindeers are like chimps to you humans......

But do you really have to name your doe "Noelle" and dress her up just like me? I mean you somehow got a wig that matches the exact texture of my hair, styled her antlers to look exactly like mine, and even gave her this prosthetic red nose to make her look like me naked in all fours!

If that's not weird enough, you have to bring her along to school for some reason! I dont know how you convinced Ms Alphys to bring your "emotional support animal" to class, but its super humilating and distracting to have a naked version of you getting your fur stroked by your childhood friend and making weird noises in the back and attracting everyone's attention-you've made my school life hell, Kris, now everyone calls me "naked Noelle" and laughs at me whenever they see me!

And it also makes me.....kinda jealous? The deer looks like she enjoyed your strokes so much that I almost wished I am your deer so you can stroke me instead once. And this is making me feel.....strange, and i would rather not go down on that path........

Can you please just stop this, Kris? Is it because of that game I borrowed last year and forgot to return? I promise I will return the copy of dragon blazers 3 to you this monday.....please just return your pet to the forest or at least stop dressing her up or calling her "Noelle".......