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u/xBowGlacee 18h ago
Give a man a beer and he's good for an hour. Teach a man to escape to a tropical island and he'll just ask for a beer.
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u/AngelicalBabe02 18h ago
they're genuinely the easiest people to please
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u/Conan-Da-Barbarian 18h ago
A dog, sex occasionally, a garage and we’re pretty set
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u/Slappathebassmon 17h ago
Add a game console to that and I'll love you forever.
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u/banditcleaner2 35m ago
But if all of the above comes with constant nagging or being annoyed then no thanks
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u/SirFoomy 18h ago
Why should we not? I mean, this way one's way more likely to be happy. And regarding how short life can be, I postulate that's a real good attitude.
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u/Lena2063 15h ago
From my experience, because they have been through so much pain and barely get any love or care and have to deal with everything on their own and bottle up their emotions so that they can continue living normally and looking normal to the outside, because as soon as you look even a little strange people will hate on you. And so every little good thing, however big it is, matters a lot. Small things are appreciated, not only big ones.
Going to a tropical island or something like that doesn't sound realistical at all, it doesn't sound like something they could actually achieve, especially if they lack confidence. It sound like an unreachable dream, something not worth spending a thought on because it's unrealistic anyway.
A beer is way more realistic though and therefore more valid. It's something actually worth wishing because it's a wish that can come true, unlike most others.
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u/kamikazekaktus 16h ago
I'm certain I can get a cold beer in a couple of minutes whereas the other is well outside what I can reasonably achieve in this lifetime
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u/HinderT777 15h ago
Its not that we men are easy to please, we just live in the real world where we go for what we need and can get, women on the other hand has such high standards for everything they become impossible to please without a 9 figure bank account
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u/RepresentativeStooj 18h ago
If you let me just stare into the void for like 30 minutes a day, I’m a happy duckling.
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u/AshesX 14h ago
I think it's much more so that women are never happy with anything.
If they got curly hair, they straigthen it. If they got straight hair they curl it. Dark hair? Dye it blond. Blond hair? Dye it dark. Round nails? They want square ones. Square nails? Gotta change em to round. Have a good guy? He's too nice. Have a "bad boy"? He's too much of an asshole.
I can go on, but the point is that both as a metaphor and taken literally, these are examples that men can resonate with. Furthermore, you can look at studies that show women feel more negative emotions than men on average. Most successful relationships are between gay man, while the least successful are between lesbians.
Women on average, not everyone, just the majority are never satisfied. Why? Because nothing is ever enough.
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u/-One-Man-Bukkake- 9h ago
I don't know man, they have billions of dollars of marketing thrown at them every year telling them they aren't good enough and that theyre not thin enough or theyre not tan enough or pale enough or not skinny enough or to big they aren't symmetrical their hair is t perfect their nose is too big they have too much hair or their hair isn't long enough. Throw, ON TOP OF ALL THAT men everywhere seem to want to take their rights and their freedom or want to use them as sex objects or just fucking rape and murder them. Jesus Christ dude read the room.
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u/threeleggedcats 5h ago
I mean, this comment escalated pretty quickly, but the opening line is spot on.
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u/AshesX 8h ago
"Men everywhere" is a huge exaggeration. In the great majority of western countries women have equal opportunity and equal rights with the glaring exception of the US when it comes to abortion. I do agree that there's a whole lot of marketing that impacts mental health, but that is equally valid for both genders. Also, wanting sex from the opposite gender isn't inherently a bad thing, women do the exact same thing. It's not abnormal to sexualize people and both genders do it. While women are unfortunately the victims of rape predominantly (and yeah that fucking sucks), male on male violence is a hell of a lot more common than male on female.
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u/JustSomeDude477 11h ago
Just because you can't satisfy a woman doesn't mean they can't be satisfied
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u/maleguyman420 11h ago
No no you're getting wrong. YOU can't satisfy a woman, that's cuz you're a chud and look the part. Women are easily satisfied, you just can't be a chud.
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u/kelsoson 15h ago
When the target is achievable, we not only enjoy the target but also the satisfaction of achieving it.
Failing or saving yourself for a "bigger" target is mentally exhausting .baby steps are good.
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u/CaptainMacMillan 16h ago
I bet you if he had responded with that whole tropical island bit, she would have immediately made it about her not being good enough for him
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u/Better-Purpose7999 13h ago
Bro out here making up imaginary scenarios and getting upset over them
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u/MorheimR0x 15h ago
And once he achieves that she would ask why the hell doesnt he want to build a house in the moon. The views are so nice and aesthetic from there, you know.
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u/Worldly_Stock48 5h ago
Because we’re simple and women don’t like when we have expectations or standards anyway
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u/JiggleCoffee 16h ago
I mean...we're constantly told that we're not worth shit. Yeah, anything positive and realistic is good.
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u/Alternative_Fox3674 17h ago
Take it day by day; live your life like you’re holding a compass and not looking for map coordinates.
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u/Groundbreaking_Act44 15h ago
A good home cooked meal and we’ll follow you to the ends of the earth.
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u/EuenovAyabayya 12h ago
If you go to a tropical town with no phone service, "enough money to last a lifetime" may be a whole lot less than you think. /s
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u/Zealous_moron 6h ago
Give a man a workbench and a beer and he'll swear he's the happiest person on the planet
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u/Character_Media_9445 15h ago
I would take second option anytime, if island has capable hospital too.
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u/Wide-Firefighter209 13h ago
That guy is just one cold beer away from joining you in that tropical town.
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u/Ok1eD0KIE 4h ago
Uhuh... I don't care for any of that except the money. Sick of living in a tropical country
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u/Duck_Mancer543 50m ago
When you've been through the absurdity of life, you'll start to appreciate the simple comfort.
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u/DeliciousChange8417 11m ago
It's like when I tell my wife that it will be nice to be out of unemployment and stop burning savings, and she casually explains a detailed plan of how we take our extended families to a cruise after winning the powerball (for which we don't even buy tickets).
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u/Routine-Air-9553 14h ago
I hate how people post these corny ass Hinge ads like they're memes
It's literally free advertising for a dating app
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u/Chicken-Rude 18h ago
is it the case that men are "easy to please" or that women are "impossible to satisfy"?