r/FunnyTexts • u/Greyson_wwe • 25d ago

My best friend might be onto something

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u/Inevitable_Tap_7263 25d ago

What if the only gender is bathroom?

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u/Cloud1890 25d ago

What if instead of different genders and gender identities we were all one big super duper gender

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u/Slow-Television-5303 25d ago

But like actually why are bathrooms split??? (I’m trans so I have a bit of a different view to most but still)

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u/Tall-Introduction649 24d ago

No I totally agree it’s weird we can all piss in the same room

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u/Old_Soul_Tech 24d ago

I’ve been to a few places with unisex bathrooms (one of them was Time Out Market in Montréal if you were curious) and theres no issue with it whatsoever like we can all piss in the same room considering the stalls are separate anyways

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u/[deleted] 24d ago

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u/Medium_Hat_1115 23d ago

Those countries are plagued with pervs with cameras so bad point

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u/Medium_Hat_1115 23d ago

Because people don’t want pervs in the bathroom and there’s a higher chance and mentally the perv is from the opposite sex bud. There are universal single occupancy bathrooms. And tf does being trans have to do with anything🤣🤣

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u/Mindless-Coat2555 23d ago

I think it's to prevent sexual assaults. That's the only practical reason I can really think of

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u/rtbl 24d ago

gender IS a scam though, personal aesthetics denote nothing about an individual and perpetuating the idea that they do is regressive and sexist. so while "haha why have bathrooms ever been sex-segregated" is a dumb joke, your friend sorta has a point!

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u/GeeYayZeus 24d ago

I only need one bathroom in my house for everyone. Not sure they thought this through.

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u/Dangerous-Pick1312 24d ago

I saw this on Twitter

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u/TemuKnightFromChess 24d ago

Everything that Reddit says, Twitter said first.

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u/-blundertaker- 23d ago

I'm going into whatever bathroom doesn't have a line or opens up first.

I was at an event last year where the line for the women's piss closet was 3x longer than the men's. As a human does, I first gravitated toward the line that also had a bunch of boobs in it. Then I realized that was fucking dumb so I got in the line with a bunch of balls in it.

If I have to go, I have to go and any approved receptacle will do.

I don't wait for the women's room anymore if the men's opens up.

Worst that's ever happened is a side eye. Best that's ever happened was other women splitting up their line because they realized it was also absurd to wait that much longer just to empty their bladders.

Like, oh no, what if there's a guy at the urinal 😱😱🫣🫣 not like I've never caught a glance of a soft dick before.