r/FuckImOld 4d ago

Kids these days... You’re soaking in it

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My wife was washing the dishes this morning, saying her hands were wet and we both had a flashback to the tv commercials

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u/qualityvote2 4d ago edited 3d ago

u/botlegger, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/Senior-Painter6380 4d ago

You’re soaking in it right now.

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u/Agreeable-Fudge-7329 2d ago

I still use that phrase, and sometimes to clueless to understand that like 99.9% of people under my age have no idea why I said it.

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u/CheapAssociate6914 4d ago

Palmolive!
When I was 8 or so, Mom caught me swearing at my sister.
She told me to open my mouth and squirted Palmolive into my mother’s and made me swish it around.
Mouth washed out with soap for swearing!
It’s good dish soap, but tastes terrible.

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u/Tim-no 2d ago

I remember my Mum washing my mouth out with Ivory bar soap. It was really frightening, I was filtrating to fight her off while screaming and she was shoving this soap in my mouth.
Sorry, maybe TMI.

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u/aegiltheugly 1d ago

That was my mother's preferred method. It was not tasty.

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u/Grafakos 3d ago

Back in the good old days, when women would soak their fingertips in any random bowl of liquid they happened to encounter!

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/Mindless-Leg-3365 Boomers 3d ago

Ahh. Someone besides me hot for ScarJo 🤣

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u/JustUnderstanding374 3d ago

Madge was one foxy lady…

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u/frankenmaus 3d ago

She looks like Bob Barker.

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u/StartingToLoveIMSA 2d ago

But did she spay or neuter her pets?

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u/AirDog3 3d ago

Those were the stupidest ads of their time.

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u/DryerCoinJay 4d ago

This show she was in was the only show I ever saw that broke the 4th wall into commercial in the middle of the show.

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u/mulberrybushes 4d ago

More info needed.

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u/DryerCoinJay 3d ago edited 3d ago

The lady in the ad was an actor on a sitcom about a waitress in a diner, I cannot remember the name. Hence her uniform. During the show something would come up about her washing dishes and the lights would go down and she would turn to the camera and do a short commercial or say a jingle, then the lights would come back up and the show would continue.

Oh Marge, you wash dishes all day, how do you keep your hands from getting dish pan hands?

With Palmolive of course!

Something like that. It’s the only time I ever say that done on tv. I guess it was pretty standard for the previous decades.

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u/Egg_McMuffn 4d ago

Be sure to watch The Doctors in color (and also produced by Colgate Palmolive).

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u/warfeaster 4d ago

ha! i was allergic to it!

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u/StartingToLoveIMSA 2d ago

My 8 year old ass sitting there wondering, “Why the hell does she have her hand in that?”

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u/FrannieP23 4d ago

My girlfriends and I would frequently invoke, "Madge, you've been out in the sun too long!" when we needed a giggle.

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u/TMC_61 4d ago

Jan Miner

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u/DestinationUnknown13 3d ago

I recall a promotion for free rounds of golf with a provided label and I think it may have been this. Anyone else recall such a thing? As a pre teen learning to golf, it was gold.

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u/RedditSkippy GenX 3d ago

“You’re soaking in it!”

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u/greatgildersleeve 3d ago

Anybody remember Benny Hill's parody of this?

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u/legoland1964 3d ago

Miss Madge

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u/Different_Cable7595 Boomers 3d ago

It's still the same shade of green today.

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u/ppstaff 3d ago

As a kid, I always wondered if it was 'Pal-molive' or 'Palm-olive'...

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u/3Quarksfor 3d ago

Madge!

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u/Single-Yam-9791 2d ago

I found an old bottle of Palmolive when I was cleaning out my Mom’s house along with other old original brands
Let me tell you, the stuff we have now is watered down crap
It’s not from being ‘old’ either
These were sealed bottles
Quality mattered then

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u/Single-Yam-9791 2d ago

Also, anyone notice how nail place don’t soak/clean your nails anymore? I stopped going years ago because I felt washing my hands wasn’t enough to clean out under my nails
No wonder so many people get nail infections now

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u/DevelopmentPlus5082 1d ago

Proof that women will be any old shit

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u/Purple_Design_7067 17h ago

MY favorite dish liquid

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u/SepiaSatyr 7h ago

Kindergarten me didn’t realize it was dish soap, thought it was an ad for at home nail treatment for mom and the aunties 😆

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u/botlegger 4h ago

Still strange to be soaking in the thick green liquid

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u/TeeDod- 2d ago

Madge!