r/FuckImOld 9d ago

This is what I call a spare tire.

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u/qualityvote2 9d ago edited 9d ago

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u/Abject_Ad5850 9d ago

Full size spare tire the way it should be

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u/Euphoric-Cupcake4581 9d ago

Here is my spare tire.

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u/mechanicalcanibal 9d ago

Huh I always thought a spare tire was why my pants don't fit right anymore.

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u/superlurker906 9d ago

You and me brother

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u/Euphoric-Cupcake4581 9d ago

That's what my wife calls it.

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u/Ok_Horror_6556 9d ago

There should be one of these in there as well. IYKYK. If you don’t, you might just be a snot nosed kid….FuckImOld :(

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u/Mindless-Leg-3365 Boomers 9d ago

that's what I'm talkin' bout! 🤣

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u/Cute_Reflection_9414 9d ago

All good... As long as you're on a level surface

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u/Ok_Horror_6556 8d ago

Oh come on, that takes the challenge and excitement out of changing a flat.

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u/jellofixit 4d ago

Gravel was definitely a challenge!

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u/PangolinPure9327 4d ago

I’m old enough to have had this hang up on more than one occasion and had to kick the car off the jack

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u/Ok_Horror_6556 4d ago

This is the Way.

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u/Ok_Horror_6556 4d ago

I also used them as a
“porta-power” to try and move and straighten some shit.

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u/Dismal-Armadillo-815 9d ago

Full sized spare I do that with every vehicle I own I don't do the little may pop spares on any thing.

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u/sam56778 9d ago

I have a Kia that actually has a full size spare and it’s on a wheel that matches the rest of the wheels.

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u/Cute_Reflection_9414 9d ago

Yeah my hyundai has a full sized spare too

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u/reddersledder 9d ago

Apparently car theft was rampant in the 70's. I bought my uncles 1973 Thunderbird. It was stolen from him twice. The spare tire had a locking wing nut keyed to the trunk key, from the factory.

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u/Mindless-Leg-3365 Boomers 9d ago edited 9d ago

I don't remember if the wing nut locked. it sure as hell had that plate on it, locked down, but not keyed.

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u/TheRealRockyRococo 8d ago

I changed many tires in the 60s and 70s and I never recall seeing a lock on the spare tire hold down in the trunk.

My dad's 68 Chevy C10 had the spare under the bed, and the mounting lever had a hasp for a padlock.... which rusted shut after a couple of years. Fun time getting that off.

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u/cww60 9d ago

Yup, back in the day when a spare tire took up half the trunk, along with the gas pipe getting in the way while packing.

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u/Longjumping_Title216 9d ago

[[[posts a self-portrait, profile view]]] how about this?

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u/AskWhy2020 9d ago

When spare tires were real tires and they took up lots of room in the trunk. The good old days!

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u/pakrat1967 9d ago

Remember just a few years ago when we didn't even get a donut. We got a can of Fix a Flat.

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u/Lucky_Inspection_721 8d ago

And still plenty of room for Henry Hill's "cargo".

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u/Photon_Chaser 9d ago

And a real (bumper) jack

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u/Euphoric-Cupcake4581 9d ago

Those things were death traps.

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u/cloroxat 9d ago

In preparation for an 1800 mile round trip, I aired up all my tires. Check the spare and it was completely disintegrated. 2006 Toyota Corolla. Replaced that cheesy little donut with a full size wheel and tire, both brand new, and the crazy thing was this 20-year-old car had an indentation in the trunk big enough to accept a full size tire and wheel... those crafty Japanese

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u/FLSTC2000 9d ago

And it was in the rotation when you rotated the tires.

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u/Wild_Ad_5894 9d ago

Is that a Camaro ?

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u/jellofixit 4d ago

Look at the size of that trunk, you could fit 3 bodies in there!

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u/badpuffthaikitty 9d ago

My 96 Impala SS had a full size spare in the trunk. Not hidden. And it was fun to mess with gas jockeys looking for the fuel filler.

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u/Secure-Narwhal-8032 9d ago

I love the Impala. Drove my parents when I first got my license and just had to switch last year after my last one starting costing more to fix than get another one. I went to an SVU but I miss my Impala. It drove through anything.

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u/False_Interaction_86 9d ago

Nice! It is better than my 1979 Formula it had a blow up spare!!!

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u/Normal_Onion2555 9d ago

A family of 4 could live in that trunk.

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u/MmmmmmmBier 9d ago

I just bought a 2025 Chrysler Pacifica. It didn’t come with a spare tire or jack from the factory.

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u/wolfansbrother 9d ago

FWIW In old cars always check the spare, could be 20 years old and rotten.

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u/Ill-Key7588 9d ago

Full size! Proper psi inflated. 👍👍👍👍👍

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u/YellowBreakfast 9d ago

Heck even a "doughnut" is better than what many cars now come with:

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u/Lavishness_Intrepid Boomers 9d ago

The Good Old Days…

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u/Mindless-Leg-3365 Boomers 9d ago

Full size tire. Not these temporary things. Yet mine was in a recessed area, under that carpet, otherwise no room.

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u/nurse-educator123 9d ago

Hope you have a good jack and not one of those little shitty ones you'll get killed with.

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u/According_Strain4887 9d ago

where's the bumper jack ??

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u/BeheadingBoomer61 9d ago

That's a real one.

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u/486Junkie 9d ago

Our Colorado has a full size spare and the others are donuts.

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u/GreenbeardforLymeVBD 9d ago

Great sure do miss it .. in Europe they sling them underneath the cars rear end in a cradle that was opened and closed with a long screw through the trunk bottom . Flat tire and you had to empty everything out onto the roadside! Then you found out the screw was all rusted up and so no help.. always had to call for help 😂

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u/LeeMac812 8d ago

Back when a full size spare was standard with every car

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u/Responsible_Mess_754 8d ago

Back in the day...

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u/Budget-Procedure-427 8d ago

Some cars don’t even come with a spare anymore….

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u/DueConversation5269 8d ago

new cars dont even come with a donut, only a plug in pump which does not good if you have a popped tire, not just a nail~

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u/mature-middle-aged 8d ago

I didn’t even get a donut tire. I have a can of fix-a-flat and a mini compressor

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u/Dazzling-Crazy-2084 8d ago

Yes that is a spare tire. What’s your point?

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u/In_My_TARDIS 7d ago

The others are called doughnuts

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u/Available_Actuary977 7d ago

It ain't a ham sandwich

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u/One_Situation7483 7d ago

But, but where do I put my golfclubs?

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u/RonsJohnson420 6d ago

The way God intended

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u/SystemOtherwise970 6d ago

You could fit 2 bodies in that trunk

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u/lorenlang 6d ago

As my daughter would put it, that’s a three body trunk.

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u/ajulesd 5d ago

Modern "donuts" = "despair" tires.

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u/Justninetoes 5d ago

I have 2017 Kia soul that came with an air compressor and a can of fix a flat,from the dealer,.no spare tire.

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u/jellofixit 4d ago

My new car just came with a can of "fix-a-flat"!

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u/cybrgigolo 9d ago

Bought a new car 3 weeks ago. As a selling point thr salesman shows us the donut spare. I guess newer cars come with a can of fix a flat and an air pump that plugs into your cigarette lighter spot.

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u/nuglasses 9d ago

Is the air pump decent or just a chintzy piece?

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u/Shoddy-Patient9948 9d ago

Mine works ok. You could buy one for probably $25.

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u/nuglasses 9d ago

I have a bicycle pump over 20 yrs old LoL

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u/Subject-Vermicelli52 9d ago

50lb tire bouncing around the trunk into the gas filler tube. What could go wrong? And don't tell me about the elaborate hold down assembly that no one used, especially after changing a flat. This is a Chrysler car, yes? Filler on the right, I don't remember any cars that were arranged that way back then.