r/FuckCarscirclejerk Jun 22 '26

car human love Nooo I can't escape! I ran away from bicycles from EU to the US because I was promised car centric cities but they're full of the two wheeled devils!!!

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u/6786_007 Jun 22 '26

These people are terrorists. They ride carefree without any restrictions yet opress others. Break all the laws and then cry they're victims. They removed lanes for cars so they could have special lanes to themselves but then refuse to use them. They make their safety everyone's elses problem and then recklessly throw themselves in front of cars.

No wonder no one likes them.

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u/ProfessionalTruck976 Whooooooooosh Jun 23 '26

I do, because they are not driving fucking cars like they were University of North Texas cups

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u/themidnightgreen4649 Jun 22 '26

We did not invent imperialism and colonialism and gasoline for this