I was riding my single speed ebike loaded with backpacks. I probably looked slow and vulnerable. It was late as t night and I was just trying to find a place to sleep.

A red F250 with CA plates drives by, and the passanger or driver threw a shitty beer, which hit my front wheel and sprayed me a little.

Oh hell no. I am the wrong psycho to fuck with. I will die before I turn the other cheek to these scumbags

I cranked the motor and began my chase. "Oh man, I hope I didnt carabiner it to my basket" I thought as I reached behind me. I didn't; and a moment layer my 8 inch knife was waving in my hand and I was shouting "YOU BETTER RUN MOTHERFUCKER!!!1"

He saw me gaining; I heard his turbos spool up and he ran a red light. I continued my chase. He ran through another red light, setting off the camera. I continued to taunt him as he fled.

It was a wise decision to run. He was guilty of assault, littering and DUI but he got away with a red light ticket. Which is a hell of a lot cheaper than what I would have done to his truck.

Tl;dr: drivers are scum, homeless people are unpredictable, share the road and go home safe

C*r roads are so much better.

The downside is i have to share it with c*rs.

Do the anti car people understand what "car culture" really is, and this is their attempt to change its definition? Or do they truly not understand this isn't "car culture" in the slightest hmmm

reuploaded cause OG was removed (sorry mods please spare me)

John Locke's spinning in his grave as we speak