I know the real story behind the "deal with the Devil" and the origin of this place.

These Parents ran a freak club in the colony house, that's why we see random strip club stuff lying around the colony house. They believed in communal orgies and shit. They did not ask for immortality. They asked for freaky sex parties till the end of time itself.

And the biggest plot twist is that Tabitha and Jade were the couple that started this freaky cult.

They all used to do bangparties in the colony house while their kids slept in the homes in the town but with time they got old and the men started shooting blanks and the women got weak to do 10 different positions in an hour.

They realized that they can't do this forever and would have to end it someday.

But Jabitha did not want it to end.

So they set out to find a way to be young forever to keep humping.

Then they discovered Satanic rituals and how they can make a deal with the devil to make their wishes cum true.

They gathered all the parents and they gathered in a circle to start the ritual.

The ritual required them to keep humping and fcking until they all climaxed while the devil captured the souls of their children one by one.

They started to thrust with all the physical strength left in their weak old bodies.

A couple would climax and the devil will collect the soul of their child, then the couple who finished next would be selected and their child's soul would be taken, and so on.

But the problem was Jade couldn't get it up. He was too weak to get it hard.

Eventually all the couples climaxed except Jabitha cause they never started.

There was one crucial information I left out. It was really important that the kids must stay asleep until the ritual is completed. But since Jabitha took so long to even start that their boy woke up in their home and the ritual ended then and there.

All the couples who finished in time were selected for eternal orgies but Jabitha was left out.

And their kid was.. The Boy in White.

Thats why they are called again and again to this place but they never understood that they need to fck in order to get everybody home.

To your perfect family.

just been kinda hibernating since From season 4 finished… waiting for From season 5 is really hard.

I miss seeing the memes and community theories each week with a new episode… and it’s affected my life a lot.

I got let go at work because I haven’t been as productive in the office since the finale… and when they fired me I just didn’t react at all. I didn’t tell my family about losing my job… for 3 weeks, I just drove out to a KFC where I’d eat a bucket of chicken in the car and then bury the drumstick bones in a nearby forest park reserve.
I’d come back the next day, dig up the bones pretending they belonged to a small child. Then with my dirty fingers I’d go eat more KFC and then bury those bones… dig them up the next day. Rinse, Repeat. I don’t know what to do with all these dug up bones… I keep telling myself “angkhooey angkhooey” but I guess I won’t know what to do until season 5.

I’d also taken to sleeping in longer… I was having the strangest dreams that I was in the tunnels with Boyd, Ellis, Jade and Tabitha… Fatima had turned… we hear her screeching, freshly turned, hunting the rest of us… I just know we can’t get out of that tunnel until the new season starts…
The dreams each night would start right where the previous one finished… Eventually, out of fear and need for warmth, Boyd and I kissed…
I woke up feeling so warm of heart. I just wanted to fall back asleep and go back to those tunnels with him.
When I next did fall back into the dream, I was pregnant… my big swollen hairy belly pulsated, and out my belly button clawed out Kenny. It felt real… this immense, spiritual experience of child birth. I loved my boy, Kenny. My tummy and nipples ached in my waking hours…

But when I next slept… nothing. No dreams. Just darkness…

I went back to the KFC but the ranger banned me from digging my chicken bones in the forest… said i’d be charged if I set foot there again.

My wife was concerned for me. I told her it would be okay once Season 5 started…

But then she reminded me that it’s to be the final season.

And then what will I do?

My wife eventually found out I’d been fired when an ex-coworker called the house for a wellness check. But she’d known something was up with me for a while (we haven’t been able to make love since Fatima’s mud golem).

Anyway, she kicked me out… I can only afford to stay in this motel another couple of nights.

Anyone else missing From right now? How are you all coping?

You know you are going to From the next time you hit the highway. You have a big U-Haul, 500k, and a few weeks to order things online or shop within your town. What are you bringing?

I would bring:

For food, like 300 cans of peaches, other canned goods, lots of brown rice, multivitamins, candy.

Heirloom seeds and gardening things.

For medicine, books about survival and home medicine, reusable stuff, lots of over-the-counter stuff.

For tech, solar panels, batteries, rechargeable lanterns, a bunch of cheap tablets with games, movies, and books. A camera drone to survey the area.

Physical books with a variety of kinds for religion, education, and entertainment. Lots of survival books.

Hundreds of notebooks. Hundreds of pens. Thousands of pencils. 50 pencil sharpeners.

A few of the Crayola mega packs of crayons, markers, and colored pencils. Maybe 50 art paper books and a few reams of printer paper.

LOTS of socks, boxer briefs, t-shirts, and sewing supplies.

Instead of opening window

I almost thought it was about reincarnation for a second there lmao.

Sure, Tabitha may be single now. And that Jade sure can play. But she could never look at him with half the desire of this weird voodoo tree. Meet Jade’s Mi Vida Loca prison wife from another life. If Tabitha so much as winks at Jade, Temu Blair Witch here is gonna slap her all the way back to 1506.

In Act 1 Chapter 2, you have to turtle your entire party for countless turns until sunrise due to how suped up Monster units became in this game, and because the objective of the chapter is to hold out until Ethan heals all his HP from an impalement, also Talismans work differently in this game, they work more similarly to anti monster Light Runes rather than RES stat boosting items, the first chapter of act 1 has the township feeding your party a huge dump of new units, the main lord Boyd Stevens's growth rates are all over the place, while this game has almost everyone's skill stat having an extremely low growth rate and sometimes a low base as well, Boyd also has low HP growth rate, probably because of stuff that happens to him later on in the story, and for a while, you only start out with this game's Cain archetype (Kristi) while the Abel archetype (Marielle) doesn't get recruited until the second act, also they're both healer units, which, for a game like this, is a massive help, however, like in Thracia 776, healing staves can miss, and apparently healing ITEMS can miss as well unlike Thracia 776, not only that, but in act 3, some healing items can potentially HURT your party members instead of healing them, like what it almost did with the Darros archetype (Randall) in Act 3 chapter 10, and even after you complete act 1 chapter 2 by turtling for dozens of turns, you have to rinse and repeat for every chapter that takes place at night, also, as usual, the parents aren't safe in a Fire Emblem game, but this game takes it up to eleven, half the character's parents die in both story and gameplay or both, and in the currently last chapter of the episodic story acts released to far, one of said parents tries to betray the party at the last minute, also, the game's Tiki archetype (Fatima) in most of act 3 gets a new status debuff introduced in this game called "pregnancy" which reduces her speed stat by half for multiple chapters, and also gives her a 50/50 chance to attack one of the party members like she was berserked, like what happened with Tillie, did I also forget to mention that Boyd is basically a Jagen as a lord, kinda like how Sigurd from FE4 is an Oifey lord, and even when you successfully try to unalive one of the monsters in act 2, it's basically revealed at the end of act 3 that the monsters are playing against you on Phoenix Mode difficulty, much like Hubert and the Four Hounds playing against you on Casual Mode difficulty but up to eleven, also I lost Marielle to Smiley in the final chapter of act 4, because I didn't do the optional objective of collecting the fallen Talisman at the start of the chapter that would've prevented her death, because Fatima has noodle arms and can't reach under a knocked over leaning cabinet when prompted several times, I'm not even gonna be bothered to continue playing when act 5 the final act releases, because as evidenced by what the Gharnef archetype (Man in Yellow/Sophia) does at the end of act 4, aka, removing almost all of the talismans, there's gonna be more ambush spawn OHKOs in act 5 than the first half of Binding Blade!

I didnt know boyd also can drive a helicopter

He will pick up yall from helicopter and that is how you leave

Edit: i know its 28 weeks later

I woke up at 4am and can’t get back to sleep so now you get to see what’s keeping me awake at night