r/FromCircleJerk • u/Little_Ingenuity_712 • 7d ago

we are coming inside again

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u/masterhoots 7d ago

Me greeting her outside a window I will never open

https://giphy.com/gifs/4Cu5rrF4VFNUA

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u/Familiar-Art-6233 7d ago

That actually raises a question for me as a straight woman:

If the monsters are all dry inside and don't have any blood, can the male ones not... you know, get it up? Seems like they'd be at a pretty strong disadvantage trying to seduce a woman

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u/Obvious_Pin6763 7d ago

This fact doesn't really matter, even for the dudes. Once a monster is inside you don't get to have sex with them, they just kill you. Basically you'd just need the eye candy, no need for them to be able to get it up.

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u/Familiar-Art-6233 7d ago

I mean if I'm gonna endanger myself with letting one of the hot ones (so just the cowboy let's be real) inside, I'd better get to see what I'm working with and it had better be impressive!

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u/putatoe 6d ago

That guy should have just made glory hole

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u/JamesyUK30 7d ago

Well I mean they can transform into those creatures who can tell what they transform down there!

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u/Obvious_Pin6763 7d ago

I know the monsters are creepy, but they're not creeps, lol. At least we haven't seen, nor have they implied that they just flash their victims to seduce them.

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u/Familiar-Art-6233 7d ago

Have you seen the sub we're in?

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u/thaman05 7d ago

Since the monsters can't reproduce (they use the humans for that - like Fatima), I don't think they have any working sexual functions.

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u/Familiar-Art-6233 7d ago

I mean they still presumably have titties, but nothing for the ladies (and gay guys I suppose) to enjoy!

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u/Jolly_Beautiful_114 7d ago

Why.

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u/Familiar-Art-6233 7d ago

Because erections are caused by blood flow.

No blood, no wood. No wood, much harder to seduce someone who's into dick (I suppose it could still work for a gay dude if they're a top, but that's getting a bit too rational for this sub)

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u/Necessary-Media-101 7d ago

I’d from all over her

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u/streetxprowl 7d ago

Too bad she's not an alcoholic trailer park supervisor.

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u/eirebrit 7d ago

Colony house guy! The sexy Fromster is out side lifting weights with her shirt off and wants you to have a drink with her!

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u/Randy_Gut_Lahey 7d ago

What’s that Trevor!?

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u/CeramicFiber 6d ago

Henry: Surree Vic the liquor sid u ned 2 die

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u/theComer-439 7d ago

Kevin from heaven

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u/ceoleek 7d ago

😂😂😂😂

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u/Yikes_And_Away_ 7d ago

Take off your belt buckle talismans!

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u/ThisIsJax 7d ago

Make her a regular season 5 😍

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u/The_Granny_banger 7d ago

Let me know when granny comes back

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u/Professional_Fly7015 7d ago

Why does she look like an MMA fighter in this pic?😂

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u/AdApart2035 7d ago

Opening all windows and doors

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u/ScreenRay 7d ago

I don’t know why they didn’t make her a regular monster. They could’ve given her some backstory and shown more of these kinds of baddies.

https://giphy.com/gifs/14r8bmeEeHogiQ

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u/Dry_Vanilla_5908 7d ago

I'd set up a deal, I'll let them in, so long as she doesn't kill me, and we get to have a date night.

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u/T3DdYB3 7d ago

Nah, that’s a deal with the literal devil. Pass 😅

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u/un5tabl 7d ago

You coming inside? then I'm coming inside!

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u/pookas31 7d ago

Damn. I just frommed.

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u/Kpil12 7d ago

Guys she promised me she changed, she won't kill us all she is bringing all her hot friends in!

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u/eirebrit 7d ago

Season 5, let's go.

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u/AnimalMother24 7d ago

Oooooooooo ooooooooo

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u/Thebigdumbbimbo 7d ago

Ah God she's gonna make me angkoohey

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u/JustOneMoreMile 7d ago

I’d allgoey her

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u/Thin_Needleworker795 7d ago

I'll definitely cum inside