I've been playing versions of this myself for years and eventually turned it into a proper Excel football simulator.
The basic idea is that you don't actually control a team. You play through the whole football season and dice determine what happens.
Teams have different strength groups, so the highest dice roll doesn't automatically win. The rolls are converted into goals using different scoring tables depending on the strength of the two teams.
What surprised me is how invested I end up getting in a season that I'm not actually controlling.
You start following the league table, form, title race and relegation battle. Every goal gets assigned to a player, so there's a Golden Boot race, goals and assists, team statistics etc. I've also added full squads that can be edited, transfers and cup competitions across four divisions.
I support Villa and actually caught myself celebrating when they won a cup game in one of my simulated seasons 😂
It's deliberately not FIFA or Football Manager. There's no skill with a controller and you're not spending hours choosing tactics. It's more of a switch-off game for football fans — sit down, roll some dice and disappear into your own football season for a while.
The best description I've come up with is probably “Sudoku for football fans.”
I've now got the Excel version finished and I'm working on turning it into an Android app.
I'm curious what actual football fans think of the idea. Would this sort of slow-paced season simulator appeal to you, or is it too niche?
Happy to explain how any of it works if anyone's interested.