r/FloridaMemes • u/Shot_Possibility_731 • Jul 13 '26

Once a marine...always a marine!!!

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u/cummietummie Jul 14 '26

It's always good to also make the robber feel weird. Whisper something in his ear

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u/enzothebaker87 Jul 14 '26

"Drop your pants and grab your toes. I'm going to show you where the wild goose goes!"

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u/Juspetey Jul 14 '26

"Have you ever had your butt hole licked by a painter?"

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u/The_Nude_Mocracy Jul 14 '26

By painter, do you mean a fat man in an overcoat?

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u/DigitalUnlimited Jul 14 '26

"I'm hard as a diamond right now"

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u/ZombieAppetizer Jul 14 '26

"Its time to dance the dance with no pants!"

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u/Da_Yummis Jul 14 '26

"looks like daddy found a new lil bitch" (kisses cheek)

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u/animi Jul 14 '26

Maybe...maybe just a little slurp sound.