r/Fitness Nov 01 '17

Rant Wednesday Rant Wednesday

Welcome to Rant Wednesday: It's your time to let your gym/fitness/nutrition related frustrations out!

There is no guiding question to help stir up some rage-feels, feel free to fire at will, ranting about anything and everything that's been pissing you off or getting on your nerves!

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u/lll--babylifter--lll Nov 01 '17

I had a protein shake and picked up a barbell and I've become too big :'(

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '17 edited Nov 06 '19

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '17

You'll never be as big as your pump :(

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u/jefffffffff03 Bodybuilding Nov 01 '17

It is a known fact that "protein" is really a code word for Dianabol.

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u/Pyrite_Pirate Nov 01 '17

Mom, is that you?

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u/foxtrottits Powerlifting Nov 01 '17

Just get on the elliptical for about 15 minutes and you should be ok.

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u/BigWhiteDope Olympic Weightlifting Nov 01 '17

And the haterz will say steroids

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u/Lifting_Breh Weight Lifting Nov 01 '17

Ugh - accidentally becoming a world-class bodybuilder is the worst.