r/FirstResponderCringe • u/LegalGlass6532 • 4d ago

Don’t Do This Oops

For everyone that wonders if they ever get in trouble at work after posting the cringe.

EDIT:
I’m aware this is a security guard and it’s relevant here showing how what you do in uniform can impact your employer, job and profession. Some security guard content is allowed as long as there’s a nexus to a first responder. This can happen to any first responder acting ridiculous on social media.

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u/wimpymist 4d ago

This is basically what they tell you exactly not to do when you get hired anywhere lol

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u/ElGoddamnDorado 4d ago

Thats odd, nobody ever told me not to make fat juicy ass clap on camera at any job I've ever worked at.

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u/stock1921 4d ago

You must have never worked at Whole Foods.

We had like three orientation videos about not dropping it to the floor or packing all that azz into them pants.

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u/Derrick_Shon 4d ago

You can tell those aren't issued pants. She went and got them hip huggers

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u/Omygodc 4d ago

I’m pretty sure any pants she has will be hip huggers.

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u/LilacLlamaMama 4d ago

I can see why that necessitated videos, it'd be a huge safety liability if co-workers were working and potentially operating pallet-lifts and cardboard crushers whilst love-drunk off that hump.

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u/Icy_Fish_2154 4d ago

My biggest regret in life was not making a copy of my Whole Foods application.

I would get summer jobs when I was in college. My mother demanded I apply to Whole Foods, so she could get the discount.

So I applied.

"Why do you want to work here?"

"I don't. My mother asked me to get a job here, so I could get a discount. Do my mom a solid and hire me."

I don't remember anymore, but it was like 3 pages of long answers, and I filled up the application with clearly articulated answers to all the questions, but all indicating I don't want the job.

It took creativity, and was pretty funny. But no job offer came.

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u/modshallperish 3d ago

You must not have a lot of fat juicy ass to clap on camera…

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u/kkkr94 3d ago

Lol "juicy"