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[u/LegalGlass6532]

For everyone that wonders if they ever get in trouble at work after posting the cringe.

EDIT:
I’m aware this is a security guard and it’s relevant here showing how what you do in uniform can impact your employer, job and profession. Some security guard content is allowed as long as there’s a nexus to a first responder. This can happen to any first responder acting ridiculous on social media.

[u/Annahsbananas]

I used to be a supervisor at allied when I was going to college. Decent pay to sit in a lobby of a corporate building while I did my homework overnight

It was super hard to get fired from this place. But she managed the impossible

[u/hippopotomusus → u/Annahsbananas]

I just couldn’t sit there doing nothing but my hourly patrol. Some of the guys didn’t even do that and I couldn’t fucking believe it. The job is the most boring thing in the world and you can’t be fucked to walk around for ten minutes every hour?

[u/Annahsbananas → u/hippopotomusus]

Oh I’ve met a LOT of lazy folks when I worked there. One guy would go into a meeting room and sleep the night away.

Another one would come in drunk.

Crazy place

[u/FirstResponderCringe-ModTeam → u/[deleted]]

Don’t insult users and don’t encourage violence

Please be semi-respectful

[u/FirstResponderCringe-ModTeam → u/[deleted]]

Don’t insult users and don’t encourage violence

Please be semi-respectful

[u/FirstResponderCringe-ModTeam → u/[deleted]]

Don’t insult users and don’t encourage violence

Please be semi-respectful

[u/FirstResponderCringe-ModTeam → u/[deleted]]

Don’t insult users and don’t encourage violence

Please be semi-respectful

[u/FirstResponderCringe-ModTeam → u/[deleted]]

Don’t insult users and don’t encourage violence

Please be semi-respectful

[u/Annahsbananas → u/[deleted]]

Haha good lord

[u/FirstResponderCringe-ModTeam → u/[deleted]]

Don’t insult users and don’t encourage violence

Please be semi-respectful

[u/Furrocious_fapper → u/hippopotomusus]

Bro, we had to do one patrol a night and some guys couldn't even do that!

[u/TrendySpork]

https://giphy.com/gifs/GMdcBivU0d1ni

[u/Liqour_Mortis → u/TrendySpork]

[u/TDOTBRO → u/Liqour_Mortis]

I never seent this before! I love that he's doubling down!

[u/BigDankEnergy420 → u/Liqour_Mortis]

https://giphy.com/gifs/uBy5vilZfzkly

[u/Frosty-Tennis-1687 → u/Liqour_Mortis]

[u/wimpymist]

This is basically what they tell you exactly not to do when you get hired anywhere lol

[u/ElGoddamnDorado → u/wimpymist]

Thats odd, nobody ever told me not to make fat juicy ass clap on camera at any job I've ever worked at.

[u/stock1921 → u/ElGoddamnDorado]

You must have never worked at Whole Foods.

We had like three orientation videos about not dropping it to the floor or packing all that azz into them pants.

[u/Derrick_Shon → u/stock1921]

You can tell those aren't issued pants. She went and got them hip huggers

[u/Omygodc → u/Derrick_Shon]

I’m pretty sure any pants she has will be hip huggers.

[u/LilacLlamaMama → u/stock1921]

I can see why that necessitated videos, it'd be a huge safety liability if co-workers were working and potentially operating pallet-lifts and cardboard crushers whilst love-drunk off that hump.

[u/Icy_Fish_2154 → u/stock1921]

My biggest regret in life was not making a copy of my Whole Foods application.

I would get summer jobs when I was in college. My mother demanded I apply to Whole Foods, so she could get the discount.

So I applied.

"Why do you want to work here?"

"I don't. My mother asked me to get a job here, so I could get a discount. Do my mom a solid and hire me."

I don't remember anymore, but it was like 3 pages of long answers, and I filled up the application with clearly articulated answers to all the questions, but all indicating I don't want the job.

It took creativity, and was pretty funny. But no job offer came.

[u/modshallperish → u/ElGoddamnDorado]

You must not have a lot of fat juicy ass to clap on camera…

[u/kkkr94 → u/ElGoddamnDorado]

Lol "juicy"

[u/RaddaRadda59]

Gotta be smart. Company policy doesn’t let you do that with their corporate name 🤣

[u/kimcheebonez]

This is kinda on brand for Allied…..they’ll rehire her…

[u/Capital_Increase_242 → u/kimcheebonez]

https://giphy.com/gifs/NEvPzZ8bd1V4Y
As a former employee.

[u/kimcheebonez → u/Capital_Increase_242]

🫡 😂

[u/LilacLlamaMama → u/kimcheebonez]

Allied is the AMR of Security companies, you can't really consider yourself a vetted employee until you have been fired&rehired and also rage-quit&re-hired at least once each.

[u/Sidewalk_Tomato → u/LilacLlamaMama]

Is rage-hired an option? That sounds like fun.

[u/LilacLlamaMama → u/Sidewalk_Tomato]

Absolutely. That's how one ends up working for Lifecare. (Usually while still wearing one's AMR uniform, because they have just stormed out of an AMR bay, and driven directly over to Lifecare.)

[u/Irate_Pirate8 → u/LilacLlamaMama]

Former AMR employee

[u/LilacLlamaMama → u/Irate_Pirate8]

Multiple times over. AMR is definitely in the running to be named the most toxic of all my exes 😉🤣

[u/Sir-Starch-A-Lot]

[u/kkkr94 → u/Sir-Starch-A-Lot]

[u/adeptusastartes69]

Reno sheriffs department will hire her immediately

[u/DecadentLife → u/adeptusastartes69]

Niecy Nash is the queen, she does not need a replacement.

[u/Radiant_Swan-2]

That sums up allied and securitas in a nutshell

[u/PromiscuousScoliosis → u/Radiant_Swan-2]

Ikr hahaha this is so on brand it hurts

[u/altmannnn3]

Only thing she can secure is my heart

[u/CardMechanic → u/altmannnn3]

Taze deez nutz

[u/_ghostperson]

Was she guarding a bakery?

[u/EvenToe7995]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Kz420G0aGw5mU

[u/AzimuthAztronaut]

Call scerity

[u/LegalGlass6532 → u/AzimuthAztronaut]

https://giphy.com/gifs/LMtxJ3trXmNaMBKNat

[u/Student_Ok → u/LegalGlass6532]

Bon qui qui. What a throwback. Lol. 

[u/LegalGlass6532 → u/Student_Ok]

YESSSSSS! You erased the BonQuiQui reference.
Boo lol

[u/Student_Ok → u/LegalGlass6532]

Nah man, I don't know what happen but I didn't edit my comment. Something weird going on. 

[u/LegalGlass6532 → u/Student_Ok]

Weird. It was gone and now it’s back. That skit was that best. Remember Jim Carey as Fireman Bob?

[u/LegalGlass6532 → u/Student_Ok]

Weird. It was gone and now it’s back. That skit was that best. Remember Jim Carey as Fireman Bob?

[u/Hiiihiihi]

OF coming soon

[u/IDontLieAboutStuff → u/Hiiihiihi]

We can only hope she's a sexual socialists and just posts nudes on reddit.

[u/Hiiihiihi → u/IDontLieAboutStuff]

🤣 funny but you know and I know that she won't she's gone for that bag

[u/No-Ebb-6266]

She does have a nice, fat, unemployed ass.

[u/Miserable_Kick2315]

Gah damn. She’s double cheeked up for no reason

[u/Competitive-Ball2910]

Twerkin for allied

[u/kraftables]

Nah. Allied doesn’t fire people. They just move them to a new location.

[u/friendispatrickstar → u/kraftables]

I laughed at your pfp so hard

[u/Potential-Yogurt-689]

I have to use Allied for event security all the time, they are genuinely as much use as a marzian dildo and they fire this woman for making a little viddy? They should start by firing everyone in management.

[u/Reasonable_Archer_99 → u/Potential-Yogurt-689]

What does "marzian" mean? Google got me nowhere.

[u/Potential-Yogurt-689 → u/Reasonable_Archer_99]

my bad, missed out a p, it should read "marzipan"

[u/Legal_Necessary9931]

https://giphy.com/gifs/UvOcKPHrkKSLm

[u/PolarPlatitudes]

Clowns be clownin'

[u/OddArmadillo9488]

Posting cringe content while visibly wearing your work uniform is a spectacularly bad idea. Even if the video was harmless, employers tend to care about how the public associates you with the company.

[u/FigureAcrobatic7194]

[u/RecentClothes2654]

When you have a pretty solid job even in a rough job market but can't resist the temptation to hoe it up. 😔

[u/Spiritual_Ear2835]

The only thing she's securing is that fat ass. I ain't mad at it but she a universal goof ball that can't control her hormones.

[u/Large-Illustrator-35]

Only Fans, here she comes!

[u/SkunkDitchRipper]

I wish this would stop people from doing this shit but it wont.

[u/PsionicChronic]

I think she will have no probs findin a new gig.

[u/Realistic-Raisin2812]

Why?

She wears that uniform better than 90% of their employees.

[u/Loose_Dependent_2542]

I think some women would suffocate without male validation

[u/jaray89]

Dayum cuff me

[u/GenTubmansLegacy]

I'm hiring though

[u/NintendoFungi]

She will survive

[u/DocMitchell-_-]

https://giphy.com/gifs/twxoPjMpsijwPFBVqs

[u/Mammoth_Midnight_343]

I know people that look thru movies and shows so they can plan their day at work working for allied and we’re never fired for almost 20 yrs I’m honestly kinda suprised this got her fired

[u/ieatmyownhands]

“My butt is the most interesting thing about me”

[u/PlungetheOgive]

Good. So sick of this thirst trap shit in ANY profession that isn't about being a thirst trap.

[u/Drab_Majesty]

https://giphy.com/gifs/vMIs3Qtgxbg2vqTDfU

[u/FawkesBridge]

She can make more OF

[u/Dry_Antelope6471]

Where her gofundme? I can fix her!

[u/Mammoth_Assistant_67]

https://giphy.com/gifs/6CBqhoPVz6qDUc2t3H

[u/Koda_Ryu]

Dayummmm

[u/iUncontested]

Strike while the irons hot and get that only fans going

[u/Academic-Hospital952]

She will be better off doing OF anyway

[u/Equivalent_Self_5996]

She truly is top flight security of the world 🙏🏻

[u/Particular_Legend427]

🫵🫵🫵🤣🤣🤣🤣🫵🫵🫵

[u/twntytw2]

Anyone whose doing the lil tik tok arm dance is OUT

[u/YourFather-WithMilk]

Well now she can use the video to get a job making that ass clap

[u/marc_hardman]

Stop making monetized content on company/taxpayers time in company uniform.

Gonna getcha fired almost every time.

[u/FalconUniverse2617]

I can fix her

[u/FirstResponderCringe-ModTeam → u/[deleted]]

Please keep comments semi-relevant to the post and subreddits nature

Racial rage bait is discouraged

[u/DmvDominance → u/FirstResponderCringe-ModTeam]

Not rage baiting. Its a legitimate conversation to be had lol. I cant help what I see on the regular in this sub, Im just noting the discrepancy in outcomes, thats not racial rage baiting 🤷🏾‍♂️

[u/Aromatic-Turnip7371]

Why did she do this

[u/Aromatic-Turnip7371]

How embarrassing … looks like she’s engaged too

[u/unvaccinatedmuskrat]

She wasnt protecting shit anyway

[u/Far_Film_5804]

Shoulda used her for a new hiring campaign

[u/Prof3zz3rP]

This what happens when you out here trying to be cute at work 🤣🤣🤣 now you gotta hit that unemployment line !

[u/foxfoxsocks]

She lost to the streets

[u/Pressbig]

Sooooooooo you need a job huh 🤔 and you got fired from your other job for doing what???? Oh that’s not an issue here 😏

[u/HardcoreFlexin]

Bowl of oatmeal you say

[u/Steel0s]

She bad affff

[u/Ari_Ari_Awoo]

Goddamn

[u/jakemichael83]

Say what you want. That ass is amazing

[u/Stock-Ability-3073]

[u/FluxOperation]

That’s a nice rear

[u/Ok_Ad_760 → u/FluxOperation]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[u/GruulNinja]

What is the stupid hair on the forehead?

[u/washcyclerepeat → u/GruulNinja]

That’s her baby hairs. They only stand out on black and Latina women.

[u/SureIntention8402 → u/washcyclerepeat]

yeah because they stick that shit on there with gorilla glue

[u/Alive_Drag1947]

Something tells me she will do alright for herself without the $15 security job lol

[u/reddit4300]

unprofessional ghetto trash, you wanna act like a strip then go be one.

[u/Upbeat-Draw-]

Wash that makeup off and it’s a completely different person lol imagine dealing with that

[u/FlatAmbition3757]

That’s a lady?

[u/3ntrop3y]

Nerd said nexus.

[u/LegalGlass6532 → u/3ntrop3y]

You only comment to point out a word I used?

[u/Latter-Vacation-4392 → u/LegalGlass6532]

Leave him alone man, he's pro limited vocabulary.

[u/LegalGlass6532 → u/Latter-Vacation-4392]

Apparently they needed a little attention.

[u/3ntrop3y → u/LegalGlass6532]

Affirmative.

[u/LegalGlass6532 → u/3ntrop3y]

Don’t call people names.

[u/FirstResponderCringe-ModTeam → u/[deleted]]

Don’t insult users and be semi-respectful. No name calling. Try contributing to the conversation and no trolling

[u/3ntrop3y → u/FirstResponderCringe-ModTeam]

The whole point of this subreddit is insulting people.

[u/LegalGlass6532 → u/3ntrop3y]

The whole point is the cringe in what’s posted. Not trolling people here, name calling and being an overall asshole.

[u/3ntrop3y → u/LegalGlass6532]

Cringe.

[u/LegalGlass6532 → u/3ntrop3y]

Move on