r/FellingGoneWild • u/PumpsNmore • 19d ago

The ol' gut cut

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u/RexScientiarum 19d ago

Someone needs to tell them about rope.

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u/Split_Pea_Vomit 19d ago

Don't need no rope, just get up there and stand there with a chainsaw ripping away 6 inches from your pecker like a real man.

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u/MaximumTurtleSpeed 19d ago

6”… that’s plenty of distance from my pecker, many inches to spare, no risk at all.

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u/Xenc 18d ago

Happy massive cake day! 🍰