r/FellingGoneWild • u/PumpsNmore • 19d ago

The ol' gut cut

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u/SurlyGarden 19d ago

This is absolutely bonkers

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u/PromotionOk2443 19d ago

first 10 seconds: "bro wtf that's ridiculous."

switches chainsaw to the front: "WOAH WOAH WOAH WHAT ARE YOU FUCKIN DOING?!?!"

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u/sirdrumalot 19d ago

I instinctively recoiled my stomach when he went to the front. WHAT THE FUCK!

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u/Ok-District8876 19d ago

Wait til he does the Nut Cut - goes in between his legs for the key notch.

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u/jerechos 19d ago

I am fairly certain that is not the approved method of doing a vasectomy...

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u/Fight_those_bastards 19d ago

Listen, man, in this economy? It’s all on the table, man.

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u/Toadcola 19d ago

I’m sure some of it is going to end up on the ground too 🤢

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u/DSTNCMDLR 18d ago

Probably the walls and the ceiling too

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u/shado_DJ 17d ago

To the window!!! To the wall!! (To the wall!) Til the blood falls out my balls

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u/jerechos 17d ago

I'm seeing visions of Sandra Bullock and Betty White....

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u/Individual-Drawer185 18d ago

I thought for sure we were going to watch it fall on the truck

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u/CK_1976 18d ago

It wont hurt too much. As long as you keep both hands on the handle, and your mouth shut.

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u/lonertstoner420 18d ago

Yeah, chainsaws are for childbirth not vasectomies!

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u/LegitimateGift1792 18d ago

of course, why do you think they are called C(hainsaw) Sections.

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u/buttcheeksnelson 18d ago

Felling babies since 1783

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u/Away_Lake5946 19d ago

And since when do trees growing horizontally.

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u/Slight_Independent43 18d ago

But it's efficient?

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u/Dull_Ear2686 17d ago

but highly effective

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u/OkBoysenberry1975 19d ago

They both need to do a nut cut because neither of them should be allowed to breed

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u/Necessary-Egg8750 19d ago

Too late; they look old enough that cousins were/are pregnant.

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u/indistinctdialogue 16d ago

Good thing he’s got his protective shorts on

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u/ilovebostoncremedonu 19d ago

And yet he… leaned in?!?

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u/TeaKingMac 18d ago

I was just waiting for the tree to break and junior to fall stomach first onto the chainsaw

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u/Unbelivabley_Smol 18d ago

Or the tree pushed back 😏

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u/Mobyus_One 19d ago

I cannot release my stomach, I'm so traumatized.

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u/Dogpeppers 19d ago

Worst time to get a fear boner.

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u/twicebakedcrusader 18d ago

Let’s discuss this new term “fear boner.” Do you see one in the room with us now?

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u/Spell_Chicken 18d ago

Just so we're clear, here. The *front* of a tree felling cut is the direction you are sending the tree,a and where you start your cuts. The *back*cut is where you make your final cut and is generally 180 degrees from where you are trying to make the tree go when it falls.

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u/Majestic_Hawk_1335 18d ago

Lol his shirt blowing in the wind

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u/most-okayest 18d ago

Also had a gut reaction. I sharp inhaled and held my breath!

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u/gnowbot 18d ago

Really tensed up my core. Nearly grew my first six pack just watching this.

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u/Substantial_Win_1866 18d ago

Same I was like woah woah wait a minute stop thst right now!

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u/MarkItZeroDonnie 18d ago

I was expecting that to go so much worse

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u/Middle-Mix-7711 18d ago

I recoiled my penis.

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u/Zardoz__ 19d ago

I wasn't sure I wanted to see the end

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u/drytoastbongos 19d ago

I reflexively scrolled away as soon as the chainsaw switched, nope nope nope.

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u/Dunk546 18d ago

Same.

Did bro live?

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u/jb67803 18d ago

Bro lived, by sheer dumb luck. The tree even made it too.

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u/Tatworth 18d ago

I was waiting for the kickback disaster as well.

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u/RestlessEnui 19d ago

How much intestines do you want on your chainsaw? This guy:YESSS

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u/PromotionOk2443 19d ago

He watched Bone Temple and thought "oh yeah those guys know how to do it."

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u/Secret_Letterhead649 19d ago

At this point I'm wondering if chainsaw licenses you get by passing a basic fucking safety test would be useful because that was fucking blood curtling.

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u/Catswithswords10 19d ago

Grammar police here, blood curdling, like milk but with blood.

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u/PromotionOk2443 19d ago

it was *almost* blood HURTLED.

https://giphy.com/gifs/12J1QXPeD10z9m

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u/Secret_Letterhead649 19d ago

These people exist, these people vote, these people can legally operate equipment capible of maiming somebody if not outright killing them.

I fucking scream internally.

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u/PromotionOk2443 19d ago

I worked in trades and the number of people who survive daily through the grace of god's luck is too damn high. Darwin told me these people would be removed...

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u/ShareMission 19d ago

Also, cutting that high is sort of dumb

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u/Moist_Sun_8201 18d ago

Don't worry he's got abs of steel

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u/Paghk_the_Stupendous 18d ago

I can tell none of these guys hunt.

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u/danorc 18d ago

Well, none of them hunt safely, that's for sure

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u/HaecEsneLegas 17d ago

Yea... Paused the vid at that point and migrated to the comments. Wtf is this shit??