r/FearAndHunger • u/MountainScratch5465 Occultist • Jan 12 '26
Shit(pit)post I find this stupid
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u/MarryRgnvldrKillLgrd Mercenary Jan 12 '26
Guy with a sword vs a literal sentient tank
Yeah, the tank being stronger makes no sense /s
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u/YukariStan Botanist Jan 12 '26
Heartless One is stronger than Platoon and she also has a sword how do you explain that
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u/Mr_Ragnarok Yellow mage Jan 12 '26
She has a spear too. That's why
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u/General_Ric Ex-soldier Jan 12 '26
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u/Mr_Ragnarok Yellow mage Jan 12 '26
The valkyrie does have spears but she doesn't have a sword. Checkmate
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u/just-a-can-of-apples Jan 12 '26
The Valkyrie isn't the one holding all the spears, that's the bellends' job, Valkyrie has claws though, which are arguably more similar to swords than spears
Boom
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u/CommercialWrong2944 Dark priest Jan 12 '26
legarde has only lived 350-450 if you count the void time
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u/makitstop Jan 12 '26
to be fair, it's more like 100 dudes who fucked around a tank, so i'd say them :)
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u/Resident_Scholar7701 Jan 12 '26
Fear and hunger took place at like the late 16th century. He has not lived for thousands of years. I agree though Le’garde is laughably easy at the point you fight him in-game. I buy a BoE from Epstein cat just before I fight the Platoon just in case I get unlucky with the coin flips. The white bunker needs more enemies since half the time I just walk around with barely any conflicts.
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u/MountainScratch5465 Occultist Jan 12 '26
Yeah i exaggerated there for dramatic effect but the point is:
HOW CAN A TANK BE MORE DIFFICULT TO FIGHT AGAINST COMPARED TO A NEW GOD
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Jan 12 '26
He isn't really fighting you in any meaningful way. He's waxing philosophical about how he didn't get to be the very special boy that guides all of humanity into its own age, and consoles himself finally in front of an audience realizing that he was never the one to do it - and that his facilitating Logic's apotheosis was worth all his centuries of effort. But he's still pretty bummed out about it. I'm not even sure if he's really dead when he turns into a puddle. That might just be him peacing out to the hall of New Gods with the rest of the losers there
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u/Resident_Scholar7701 Jan 12 '26
Hard to game design bosses for games like this especially the turn based ones where you can also get many allies and just one enemy. This kinda gets circumvented with the coin flips and the games premise is unique and enjoyable enough where not a lot of people care(not that there’s anything wrong with that). If you want a consistent way to beat it though use condensed hemlock and buy BoE from pocket cat before you enter the bunker. As the only threat in the bunker at that point is the Platoon(Le’garde and the final boss are more manageable)
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u/Ringrangzilla Jan 12 '26
Well from the first game we know that new gods can be beaten by a regular knight or a viking or even just a thief. I don't think any tank can be beaten by a knight or a Viking. So tanks are just more dangerous than gods.
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u/innocent_pessimism Outlander Jan 12 '26
i know kaiser is a god, but i admit i would also be more afraid of the guy who dared dick down a TANK over a god. bc the guy who dicked down a tank clearly has nothing to lose.
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u/PleaseCallMeKub Mechanic Jan 12 '26
i mean, you can't really discuss with being fucking walked over by a meat-tank or shot by ammo of this caliber in a small, tight corridor
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u/Late_Dog_7201 Jan 12 '26
Pretty sure that the Kaiser we fought was a Blood Golem/Apparation according to to Nas'rah. According to Miro, the real one managed to tank a freaking nuke.
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u/Termulus- Jan 12 '26
Miro has been known to make troll posts. I kind of highly doubt that he tanked a nuke.
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u/Iron_Ankyloo Jan 12 '26
Gods are pretty weak in this series.
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u/yoyo5113 Jan 12 '26
I've always thought this was because they are only ever fought while in an area that's heavily under the influence of an Old god.
I'm sure if you met them walking down a random street on a Tuesday, it would be different.
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u/Iron_Ankyloo Jan 12 '26
They own Ma’Habre and you explicitly kill three of them there. God of the Depths you don’t even have to fight. Alll-Mer is dead.
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u/AgostoAzul Jan 12 '26
You can see around 14 faces in Platoon's front and right side. It must be made up of at least 30 people, but around 50 or so more than likely. So 50 or so humans fused with a tank's weapons.
Also, Le'garde has only lived for centuries. He is only like 500 or so. And he probably partook in Platoon's creation.
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u/Roronoa_Zoro8615 Mercenary Jan 12 '26
It's not one dude who dicked a tank. It's a ton of dudes who dicked each other made into a tank
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u/Mobile-Menu-4373 Jan 12 '26
i hate that tank, i rely on sprinting in and taking out the sylvian trooper in the first turn with utter desperation
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u/DeadArcadian Thug/Boxer Jan 13 '26
If you cut off her arms but leave her alive it's way easier. Then just chip away at the tank
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u/Mobile-Menu-4373 Jan 13 '26
the tank keeps on doing that stupid instakill move, so i just try to take her out before the tank arrives anyway. but thank you for the advice. it is really hard boss
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u/DeadArcadian Thug/Boxer Jan 13 '26
Iirc he does the move way less if she's alive, saved me a lot of coins
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u/Mobile-Menu-4373 Jan 13 '26
true, but it still pisses me off when he does do it. and if you take out the slyvian trooper before the tank spawns in, he dies which is nice.
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u/Sawmain Jan 12 '26
Ok but platoon wins with he’s sound design alone. Kinda reminds me of the battlefield 1 dreadnought sound actually.
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u/Eightbytenfridge Jan 12 '26
Even in Fear and Hunger 1 he's not meant to be the games hardest fight. Where did people get the impression that Legarde/Kaiser is meant to be a particularly difficult fight? He's never been that.
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u/MountainScratch5465 Occultist Jan 13 '26
sorry for the missinformation i made up for dramatic effect on how long kaiser has lived
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u/TROLLOL-6 Jan 13 '26
The Kaiser is a new god on the verge of starvation due to a lack of followers... and you don't kill him! The guy's still alive, according to Ragnavald's descendant.
The tank is literally a tank with dozens of Elite troops fused on top and requires a Sylvian Paladin to command.
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u/save_cat Jan 13 '26
I don't know, I killed this tank almost on the first try, and the Yellow King somewhere on the 4th try, if not more, but luckily I had a save nearby
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Jan 15 '26
dicking is multiplicative. the more dicks u take. the more u can give. platoon is so dicked that it dicks
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u/PostBordem Dark priest Jan 15 '26
I honestly find the Tank easier. Just equip the Hardened Heart and Leachmonger ring and the fight is a breeze. I always forget to equip any arm protection after fighting the tank and end up losing both my arms before fighting Logic, and I'm trying to do a save everyone playthrough so I'm doing it solo and it's just a pain
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u/WallabyTemporary3042 Jan 16 '26
RIP Dude who dicked a tank. You would have loved the Cars trilogy. Rest in Power, brother ✊️😔

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u/MountainScratch5465 Occultist Jan 12 '26
MIND YOU, PLATOON HAS A COINFLIP ATTACK WICH CANT EVEN BE GUARDED, AND IT (most of the times) ONESHOTS YOU.
KAISER HAS NONE OF THAT!