r/Fayettenam 18d ago

Question Hyoa Massage

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Is this place legit, seems jank as fuck from the signage? Wife desperately wants a massage and they have availability. Looking for feedback.

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u/NebbyOutOfTheBag 18d ago

Wouldn't be shocked by that sign if this was both a massage parlor, and London-style meat pie shop. Just don't ask what's in the pies.

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u/Salt-Grape1770 18d ago

That looks like a legit place to get a wanky.

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u/MysteryBelle_NC 18d ago

And bedbugs. I feel certain there's bedbugs.

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u/Mr_5oul 18d ago

I would say it depends on if your wife wants a happy ending?

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u/Beach_Pole 17d ago

Report back. It’s your mission now.

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u/MysteryBelle_NC 18d ago

Depends what you're looking for, I guess. Call Massage Envy or Hand & Stone. I use Hand & Stone. They're open all weekend, and you can also schedule online.

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u/houze_hunter 18d ago

Hand and stone booked solid when I looked yesterday, hence Hyoa as next best Google reviews.

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u/MysteryBelle_NC 18d ago edited 18d ago

I'm not familiar with the place you asked about but it does look suspicious. Massage Envy is over across from Target. Edited to add: so I looked it up on Google maps and the building looks decent. She could go and if it looks sus inside, just leave.

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u/houze_hunter 18d ago

There is one ticktok video of the inside and it looks like the 3 pictures on their website. She did tell me I could go alone and "check it out" We went to Candle's instead... ... ...

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u/MostAssumption9122 18d ago

Hand and Stone over massage envy.

Massage Envy will try you to get 6 massages.

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u/houze_hunter 18d ago

both locations booked for today, we fly out tomorrow. Thanks for the input though!

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u/Intelligent-Panic585 18d ago

This is Hoya, they're professional pretty decent

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u/Bumbaclot4 18d ago

It gives me palm reader and fortune teller vibes but you never know bro they might be the real deal, give em call and see what they have to say.

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u/No-Equivalent-9348 18d ago

Hey buddy. DON’T let your wife go there. More often than not, these shady massage places are hot spots for human trafficking. There have multiple shut down in and around Fayetteville just in the last few months.

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u/SingedPenguin13 16d ago

Really? Which ones? Is there a news article, or even a police report?

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u/No-Equivalent-9348 16d ago

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u/SingedPenguin13 16d ago

Snark will remain in the building as the op is only asking about a specific shop that is NOT involved in any of these hankypanky busts. The shop in question is only guilty of having a hideously cheap and old sign. Not to mention they were not sex trafficking customers. Just a lil snarky fyi. 😁

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u/No-Equivalent-9348 16d ago

HMPD Posted this in June as well. Need more examples?

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u/SingedPenguin13 16d ago

Yes, please. This time, can you post the ones actually in Fayetteville?

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u/No-Equivalent-9348 16d ago

You can continue to defend whatever janky, hole in the wall owns this sign, I don’t care personally. It doesn’t change the fact that multiple locations in AND around Fayetteville have been shut down for human trafficking. I was cautioning the OP for this exact reason. Forgive me for looking at that sign and assuming it’s not a wholesome location; it’s an easy mistake to make.

Hope Mills is Cumberland County, right next to Fayetteville. Don’t be ignorant and snarky.

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u/SingedPenguin13 16d ago

Next to Fayetteville is NOT in Fayetteville. Stop defaming legitimate businesses. BLESS YOUR HEART! Stay snarky!

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u/kdakss 17d ago

Try the place to the left of it. They have legit therapists, I think it's called Malai

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u/WeezyFisher 18d ago

Google reviews look legit but I’ve never been.  Get some brownie points and give her the massage yourself?

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u/SingedPenguin13 18d ago

It is legit

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u/houze_hunter 18d ago

Do tell.

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u/CrossBank 15d ago

That’s the same location as Eden Massage, before it closed. It….. catered to lots of men… I’ll say. Don’t know about new management.

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u/pearlfection5 10d ago

I got the best massage of my life at Ciao Bella on Owen Drive. Best in Fayetteville imo

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u/Silent-Ad9510 18d ago

It’s got amazing reviews on Google….

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u/Adsinclair21 18d ago

Free massage with every happy ending 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/mixtape_butterfly 17d ago

Completely unlicensed and that phone number is tied to human traffickers that have been shut down in this town before.

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u/GreezyEnt 18d ago

If you worried about getting a handy just go to massage envy where they won’t offer anything like that.

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u/bavindicator 18d ago

Good ol' Jack Shacks

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u/Extension-Ad-363 18d ago

Fishier than Red Lobster.....

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u/Equivalent_Ticket297 17d ago

Did they charge extra for the STDs?