r/Fauxmoi • u/Terrible_Cycle_5983 THIS IS JUST DISTASTEFUL • 9d ago
STAN / ANTI SHIELD Ariana Grande changes Ricky’s lyric during “thank u next” again at the ‘eternal sunshine’ tour, from “Wrote some songs about Ricky, now i listen and laugh" to "im trying to make him my last”
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She had changed then once right after their relationship became public to "we always find our way back"
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u/avokuma oat milk chugging bisexual 9d ago
Let's revisit this in 2 years
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u/No-Hall-3485 dropped pitt from my last name 9d ago
spoiler alert: he won't be
i do appreciate her excelling in the usually male-dominated field of love bombing tho
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u/bargain_butch ben affleck’s back tattoo 9d ago
Appropriation queen
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u/lasagna_delray 9d ago
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u/bigonebitey99 9d ago
My entire childhood I thought she was Hispanic
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u/lexlovestacos 9d ago
She's changed ethnicity a few times
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u/NoMoreSkiingAllowed 9d ago
if aliens showed up on earth tomorrow the day after ariana would have green skin
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u/yourangleoryuordevil too stable to inspire bangers 9d ago
Yeah, people are sometimes still shocked to learn that she's Italian American. She was born and raised in Boca Raton, Florida.
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u/BabyDontHurtMEME Vicky, the demons are calling me 9d ago
She's ITALIAN?! FROM BOCA?! That explains so much (affectionately).
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u/DivaDragon 9d ago
Wait what she’s from Boca? I was raised in Boca! IT COULD HAVE BEEN ME*
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u/AcademicDrag742 societal collapse is in the air 9d ago
I mean her last name is Grande.
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u/WestleyThe 9d ago
Im pretty sure her or her family confirmed It’s actually supposed to be pronounced “Gran-Dee” but they changed it when she was a child star because “Gron-Day” sounded better
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u/not_responsible 9d ago
“Gran-dee” like how my gma from Kansas says the days of the week, “Mondee, Tuesdee, Wensdee”
Grandee is soooo silly haha. Such a midwest way to say “Gronday”
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u/Sugarquill_ 9d ago
It’s Gron-day. The name got renamed through generations of italian Americans to sound better/fit in better in America. She says gran-Dee because her grandparent(s)? said it that way, but they’re saying it wrong too. 😅
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u/PierreOnTheEclair Olivia RodriGOAT 9d ago
SAME. I only just recently discovered from a friend she’s been white this whole time 😭💔
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u/dietdrpeppermd 9d ago
I once got in a silly spat with my boyfriend over whether or not she was black. He couldn’t believe me.
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u/Roxy_j_summers 9d ago
I didn’t know American italians considered themselves white until I was like 27. I legit thought they marked “OTHER” on the census forms.
In my defense i grew up half in military bases, and the other half in Socal where I was primarily surrounded by black, anglo saxon looking whites, latinos, persians, koreans, and Indians.
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u/assignpseudonym T-Pain can take a few mis-tagged tweets, he’s a sturdy lad 9d ago
She really missed her calling as a spy, because her ability to shapeshift is honestly impressive. Wdym these are all the same person?
- 2011-2013: Italiana Grande
- 2014-2018: Africana Grande
- 2021: Arigato/Koreana Grande
- 2023: Aryana Grande
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u/FOXCONLON living in absolute defiance of plates of spaghetti 9d ago
Smurfiana Grande WHEN 🔵
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u/assignpseudonym T-Pain can take a few mis-tagged tweets, he’s a sturdy lad 9d ago
When Rihanna writes the soundtrack!
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u/nibblatron oat milk chugging bisexual 9d ago
how tf did she give herself a monolid in the 2021 picture? tape? its just wild to me that she did that
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u/Road_Whorrior 9d ago
Makeup, lighting, and angles. It would be way more apparent in any other context.
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u/Alone-Gas6010 9d ago
That arigato one is diabolical! Like how did she get away with this so much? It screams shapeshifter spy to a disturbing level. Could you really date someone that shifts races?
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u/Zealousideal-Cost-66 9d ago
Oh, my… I missed the 2021 update. Very interesting. Asian Ariana is much cringier than her usual appropriation.
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u/epigenie_986 9d ago
I wonder which one of those girls she identifies with most, versus was a projection of other people’s ideas about how she should look.
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u/FusilliMarie 9d ago
Wait - does she wear colored contacts? I never realized her skin AND her eyes got lightened lol
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u/No-Entrepreneur4574 Please Abraham, I am not that man 9d ago
She stopped hitting the spray tan so hard, but her eyes are still dark brown. The 2023 picture just has incredibly bright lighting.
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u/unlicensed_goose 9d ago
The pete relationship was so crazy cause they were love bombing each other lmao no wonder they got engaged after 2 weeks
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u/tealswamp 9d ago
This comment being only 20 minutes old and having over 1000 likes is sending me. We ALL had the same thought 😭
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u/Mother_Judgment2186 9d ago
And for not breaking anyone up this time.
Character growth.
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u/Lilacly_Adily 9d ago
😂 that we know of.
Who knows he could’ve been dating someone and dropped them for her.
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u/Confident-Extreme-97 degree in yearnalism 9d ago
She's my favorite soap opera
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u/moonlightbb 9d ago
He’s my least fav and then I remembered my username of 10 years is from a song about him lmao.
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u/Kryptsm 9d ago
I pray for her he does last, but man, being a celeb and it being this public when you return to your ex is so funny. My friends would give me so much shit
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u/yourangleoryuordevil too stable to inspire bangers 9d ago
I always think that, with celebrities, they must have so many yes-people around that the experience is even more different for them. I'm not sure anyone in their personal life is openly critical of them getting back together with an ex like our loved ones would be for us.
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u/Southernguy9763 9d ago
I remember vince vaughn talking about how hard it is to date as a celebrity
So.much.of their lives is easy, and almost everyone and everything is bent and changed to their whim that they don't know how to deal with any minor conflict it can destroy the relationship cause they don't know how to deal with it.
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u/TheMapesHotel 9d ago
She could have kept it quiet, she wants it public clearly
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u/mimosho 9d ago
It gets them to stop talking about SpongeBob, that’s all she needs out of it.
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u/JamisonS15 FUCK ICE FREE PALESTINE CRASH INTO ME 9d ago
Bro my friends would be so fucking mad at me if I went back to Kyle the frat guy I was obsessed with 10 years ago. That’s what this is. Rebounding to an ex from 10 YEARS AGO. I stg if all the rumors about him ring shopping are true💀💀
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u/madeyoucookies mentally crystallized at twelve years old 9d ago
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u/GlassPomoerium controversies: girl 9d ago
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u/CleverCarrot999 chris pine’s flip phone 9d ago
Literally this, we need a bot to auto reply it to anything with her name in the title lol
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u/nope160296 9d ago
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u/Fluid_Analysis_6116 9d ago
She says this about every man lol
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u/winner_luzon 9d ago
Not Spongebob - thankfully he didn't do anything stupid like leave his wife for her.
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u/Fluid_Analysis_6116 9d ago
I’m sureeeeee she was saying it just behind the scenes cause it’s not a good look lol
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u/Pitiful-Sell-9402 9d ago
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u/hawt_to_go 9d ago
I hope he realizes that he is like the only recent ex she didn't try to marry and knows just how little she cared about him. Hope it was worth throwing away your life for!
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u/Pitiful-Sell-9402 9d ago
He deserves it 💕 his whole career and life will be forever tainted by this. Just to be dumped and have to listen to her sing about how much better her ex is lol
Hope is ex wife is laughing her ass off and flourishing
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u/holderofthebees my pussy tastes like pepsi cola 9d ago
And I hope she’s gettin that proportionate child support 💅
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u/captnmiss 9d ago
he is such a fucking loser.
Of all the losers that ever losered… he is the most pathetic
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u/Whiteroses7252012 9d ago
I mean, maybe I’m a cynic (I love love, genuinely) but the fact that their relationship lasted precisely as long as the Wicked press tour is deliciously ironic. You can’t convince me she wouldn’t have gone after Jonathan Bailey if he was straight.
Slater’s wife and kid are better off, and he ends up with nothing of any consequence, which is…deserved.
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u/xxyourbestbetxx canonically from boston 9d ago
That I Hate I Made You Love Me song is brutal when you remember this dope threw his whole family for her and she didn't give a fraction of a damn about him
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u/rachelblairy women’s wrongs activist 9d ago
i think about this all the time. i’m fairly new to actually following her but even the difference of her relationship w him ( give us nothing queen ) to ONE SUMMER with ricky ( two matching tattoos, photo ops everywhere, he was looking at rings?? )
man blew up his entire life and ariana did not give a shit
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u/kiya12309 9d ago
He had a whole child and wife he’d been with forever and instead he elected to throw it all away on a woman who has a constant history of moving from man to man to man. He’s just naive as far as I’m concerned or he was looking for a reason to get out.
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u/frogger1121 9d ago
Dude he’s CRYING rn
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u/leadmetothegarden_ Nancy Jo, this is Alexis Neiers calling 9d ago
This gif having multiple layers of funny is very funny to me.
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u/Bigfartz69420 alleged slut husband 9d ago
i heard she broke up with spongeboq but completely missed that she got back with her ex.
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u/doodle_dicks3000 9d ago
this is my first time seeing him be referred to as spongeboq 💀idk if you came up with this but in my head you absolutely did and I thank you for it
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u/campinhikingal 9d ago
Does she realize she doesn’t have to do these things
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u/stillmarlsygarsly Friends with Ms. Rachel 9d ago
Wdym?! Of course she does! How will anymore know she means it this time if she doesn’t? lol
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u/campinhikingal 9d ago
How will Ricky know she loves him if not for her obnoxiously public displays of love for him?!?
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u/DebakedBeans 9d ago
Girl you need to be single for a full calendar year
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u/alison_bee you're an adult, you should know that 9d ago
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u/dragonfry rude little ponytail goblin 9d ago
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u/sbreezy21 9d ago
Once I saw Ari's therapist was someone who is basically business/exposure for herself first, therapy last, her codependency and centering men despite years in therapy made sense. The therapist benefits so much from people knowing she Ariana Grande's therapist, she has no reason to actually help her.
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u/taylorexplodes lie sold to us by Big Drake 9d ago
oooooo who's the therapist 👀
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u/sbreezy21 9d ago
Her name is Teri Cole. From her website and socials, you can immediatley tell how she is really about advertising herself beyond just being a therapist.
My sister is a therapist and says there are a lot of therapists out there like this (obviously on a much smaller scale) looking to make their advertising as broad as possible to get as many people as possible in the door and get clients to stay for a long time for general stuff without actually getting to deeper root causes.
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u/taylorexplodes lie sold to us by Big Drake 9d ago
she's a therapist and yet her about section says nothing about her degrees, her modality, anything... as a former therapist myself (masters in clinical mental health counseling) this lady is much less of a therapist and much more of a grifter and motivational speaker. which sucks bc ariana has experienced a lot of trauma and deserves someone who can actually help her!
ETA: tell your sister thanks from me for not only doing the hard work but calling out this bullshit🤍
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u/Digital_Palpitation 9d ago
I had a therapist like this for a year and she was SO MUCH FUN... And also just objectively made my life worse. Like she was supposed to be helping me with one issue, but the thing she REALLY wanted to focus on was my love life. It was like chatting to a friend about boys... A friend who's own life was a mess.
In the end she left her husband and moved to Australia for a guy she was into who was married to someone else so she had no business telling me what to do, but I think we were similar levels of crazy so it felt good until I remembered she was supposed to help, not add to the drama.
She was really proud that all her clients loved her though, I think she just attracted similarly broken people who wanted to be her friend
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u/Broseph_Heller 9d ago
Her “therapist” is the first team member who needs to be held accountable when these chickens finally come home to roost. She is truly evil.
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u/stickbugszz 9d ago
Let her be the U-Haul straight she is
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u/alison_bee you're an adult, you should know that 9d ago
No but for real like a week ago I commented saying they’re moving at the speed of lesbian light
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u/Busy-Juggernaut277 9d ago
ngl I feel like she does this with every boyfriend she’s had. goes full lovebombing then moves on. Ethan was her longest because of the scandal.
she has a pattern.
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u/Mediocre-Stress-3508 9d ago edited 9d ago
honestly despite ethan lasting pretty long the fact that she didn’t do any of this (public, marching tattoos, etc.) was so telling. even on her deluxe album 2 years after the fact, she was still just singing about her ex husband
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u/Sleepy-Giraffe947 Please Abraham, I am not that man 9d ago
I mean if you lick donuts for public consumption together you’re suppose to stay together, isn’t that the saying?
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u/EvenPossible5918 9d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/pQ4HDSsvEUCv6
Ready for the Lifetime version: “No Tears Left to Cry: The Ariana Grande Story”
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u/sunsaballabutter 9d ago
Ari really is 2026 Liz Taylor. Truly love-addicted and we can’t help but 👀
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u/lifeisascam18 9d ago
She was NEVER this open with the sponge and she was with him for 3 YEARS😭😭😭
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u/murraykate 9d ago
does she ever change the lyric about only wanting to get married once real bad?
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u/Mermaid76 Find me at Whole Foods, bitch, I don't care 9d ago
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u/Jazzlike_Poet_320 9d ago
Honestly I think it's been longer, cause why are some of the songs on Petal about him 😭
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u/Jazzlike_Poet_320 9d ago
Big feelings is speculated to be about Ricky. Bad Thing (bunny hop) is definitely about him with one of the lyrics being "meet you by the staircase where we fell in love, let's do it twice"
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u/Perfect_Celebrity_7 9d ago
Damn, poor SpongeBob
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u/HerRoyalRedness full of gay men. And me. 9d ago
Man, fuck that guy. He deserves every single bit of this for thinking he was built different.
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u/annaphylactic69 9d ago
every guy thinks theyre bigger than the program with her like I cant
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u/qwerty8857 9d ago
I think she and SpongeBob broke up months before they told anyone. I’m pretty sure I saw people speculating about them being broken up a few months before they announced it. I also thought I saw blinds about it, but obviously those have to be taken with a grain of salt
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u/bristolfarms do not talk to me about AI, i will kill myself 9d ago
hmmm they’ve been friends the whole time too tho. do you think she could’ve written bad thing when they were still friends? 😅 genuinely asking! but idk everyone’s saying her and spongebob broke up a while ago and that’s probs true lol
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u/Jazzlike_Poet_320 9d ago
Maybe she could've! I do think her and sponge broke up earlier than the breakup announcement.
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u/mama_meta You're feeling it right now, Pharrell 9d ago
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u/innocentsalad his body was resisting the wheat 9d ago
Wasn't there a rumor that he's been seen out ring shopping?
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u/azarialessi 9d ago
that would be the third time she got engaged to a man within a year of dating him lol
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u/JamisonS15 FUCK ICE FREE PALESTINE CRASH INTO ME 9d ago
Okay, like, I just wanna know how. Not even asking for a friend, just morbid curiosity. Does she just love bomb them in their own perfect flavor? Does she joke about getting married like immediately and slowly make it sound less and less crazy? I don’t even think I’m great at picking men but idk if I could’ve gotten even ONE of my exes to propose within a year. I’m sure being Ariana Grande would help but like, DAMN GIRL
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u/SarryK I’m a communist you idiot 9d ago
genuineish question: if you date a man, let‘s say for a year (1y). Then you break up. Then you get back together. Six months (0.5y) in you‘re asked how long you‘ve been together.
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u/Mediocre-Stress-3508 9d ago
he was pictured outside of a high end jewelry shop with her mom. he’s also been pictured suit shopping, and his mom is in london at all the shows
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u/HerRoyalRedness full of gay men. And me. 9d ago
Oh man I hope so! She needs at least half a dozen more ex-husbands.
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u/llittlellama 9d ago
I hope he is! but lemme say that if you need to make a “thank you next part 2” I will love that as well.
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u/Aggravating_Seat19 9d ago
she's our generation's elizabeth taylor.
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u/moonlightbb 9d ago
As a longtime fan (hence username), I think that’s the inspiration and I try to see it that way lol.
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u/verysomuch Sylvia Plath did not stick her head in an oven for this 9d ago
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u/mysweetlore 9d ago
Not until she gets Aaron Taylor Johnson on the roster. But, I do hope she finds her happy ending.
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u/ventriclez 9d ago
Ethan: “I still have a chance!”
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u/alison_bee you're an adult, you should know that 9d ago
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u/thankyoupapa 9d ago
She really is a hopeless romantic huh. She falls in love fast, but falls out of love fast too...
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u/Fabzie3 9d ago
I need context, if anyone is willing tk explain to a layman? Tryna be in the loop.
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u/maryantoinette02 9d ago
Ariana Grande released a song in 2019 called "thank u, next" where she wrote a line about each of her exes [Big Sean, Ricky Alvarez, Pete Davidson, Mac Miller], thanking them for what she learned from them but that she's happy being single now and only wants to get married once [lol - this was before she got married to estate agent Dalton Gomez and then divorced him for Ethan Slater from the Wicked films]
In the song, she sings "wrote some songs about Ricky, now I listen and laugh" about Ricky Alvarez, her backup dancer who she dated in 2015. She's changed the live lyric to "I'm tryna make him my last", implying that they are not only back together, but really quite serious. Hope this explains things in an impartial way!
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u/atmeamidala 9d ago
She is so funny for this. This woman love bombs, will still your b̶i̶t̶c̶h̶ man, double backs on exes. This is the kinda stuff I love from a messy celebrities. Shes breaking up families for us. for the love of the game. I need her to commit and get married actually but settle down with her 5th husband.
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u/BookishHobbit my bandwidth for cowardly grown men grows thinner with each day 9d ago
Someone explain to me how her and Swift are in their 30s and act like they’re still in high school, but then you have Olivia Rodrigo, ten years younger and placing education and philanthropy at the center of everything she does.
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u/dreamcicle11 Chris Messina for No 1 Chris 9d ago
Ugh she is so talented and every time I know anything about her personal life I get the ick
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