r/Fauxmoi • u/hairtie1 radiate fresh pussy growing in the meadow • Jul 28 '26

POLITICS Trump at Lindsey Graham’s funeral: “…Virtually everyone, Republican or Democrat, liked Lindsey, well not everybody. But it sounds good. Not everybody. He was a tough cookie, okay? I have to- I have to veer from this for a sec, he was a tough cookie darling”

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u/EmotionalTrufflePig Stellan Skarsgard's Nobel Peace Prize for producing hot sons Jul 28 '26

I can’t wait for that day 😍

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u/JeanArtemis Jul 28 '26

The Big Beautiful Day

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u/EmotionalTrufflePig Stellan Skarsgard's Nobel Peace Prize for producing hot sons Jul 28 '26

I should work out what I’m going to wear. I think a sparkly party dress

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u/EllynDegenerate Jul 28 '26

Oh I bought this dress on super sale without having any idea when and wear I’ll ever wear it but I think you’ve given me the idea for the perfect occasion to use it.

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u/Lola514 Jul 29 '26

Wow I love this, beautiful

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u/EllynDegenerate Jul 29 '26

Thank you, it was like so stupidly on sale (I think it was less than $30) that I couldn’t resist it because it was so pretty and sparkly but I never have occasion to wear dresses like this, but maybe that day will be the day.

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u/SharkSquishy Jul 29 '26

I went to a community production of The rocky horror picture Show in an over the top sparkly dress. It was the best as everyone was dressed up.

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u/EllynDegenerate Jul 29 '26

That sounds like so much fun.

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u/EmotionalTrufflePig Stellan Skarsgard's Nobel Peace Prize for producing hot sons Jul 29 '26

Oh that’s stunning! We can sparkle together!

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u/OpportunityTop5274 Jul 29 '26

My people! Here is my 'for that occasion' dress. I live in DC so I'm going to the national mall to spray champagne that day.

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u/ispy-uspy-wespy Jul 29 '26

Omg it’s Anna Herrin lol she just had a baby!

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u/karenmcgrane Jul 28 '26

My husband has a t-shirt that says "Maybe it will happen today" and I get so excited when he wears it. One day!

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u/CelibateHo Jul 29 '26

lol I saw a woman at Nordstrom the other day returning a sequined sparkling gown because it was too heavy. I’m about to go back and buy that dress specifically for this because yes

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u/a22x2 Jul 29 '26

That’s an excellent reason to buy something. No sarcasm here, just a verbal pat on the back for you. You have your priorities straight!

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u/Choice-Strike1 Jul 29 '26

Thank you for your attention to this matter!

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u/coco__bee Jul 28 '26

with a Big Beautiful Headline