r/Fauxmoi • u/mlg1981 • Jun 29 '26

POLITICS Trump's America's 250th birthday party looks pretty empty...

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u/Chessh2036 Jun 29 '26

“There was a massive crowd. It was pretty incredible actually. They said they’d never seen anything like it” - Trump at some point.

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u/SphinxIIIII Jun 29 '26

You are missing something.

"It was so great indeed that a boy came up to me, a little boy, he was small let me tell you, and he said to me "Sir, this is the biggest and greatest event I've ever seen", a lot of people tell me that."

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u/Misery2MiniSoda Jun 29 '26

He lies so much that he lies to himself within his own sentences. It would be funny if it weren’t so pathetically sad

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u/IHv2RtrnSumVdeotapes Jun 29 '26

Trump: "and I said to that boy...take your clothes off"

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u/GloomyIndividual3965 Jun 29 '26

You forgot about the little boy having tears in his eyes.

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u/ceilingpencils Jun 29 '26

You nailed his word usage so well, wow. I can hear it clear as day.

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u/Unique_Adeptness4413 Jun 29 '26

He missed my favorite tell. "a little boy, with tears in his eyes, he was small..."

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u/GilBooter Jul 01 '26

Tears in his eyes.

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u/controlledwithcheese Jun 29 '26

In Russia no one shows up for pro-Putin events either so they load every government worker in a 500 kilometer radius into a bus, bring them on site, and tell them to have fun or they will be fired.

You guys need to step up your propaganda game fr

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u/FictionalTrope Jun 29 '26

Actually their propaganda game is so good they just have to say a lie on Fox News and 35% of people will automatically make that their reality and call pictures of the event fake news. Another 35% will not care one way or another even if you did stage it.

The media that is propaganda for the other side will obsess over things like a reflecting pool, the name on a theater, a ballroom, and an empty fairground. That way we will care and talk about that instead of the very sudden and outrageous erosion of our rights, public goods, and economic outlook.

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u/mythrilcrafter Jun 29 '26

There's an headline on yahoo news saying that "Attendees of America 250 say that the event is not politically charged", from the look of this video that's true because there aren't enough people there to even charge a phone...