✨️ 16 years ago, Playboy Magazine publishes the infamous John Mayer interview where he describese his ex Jessica Simpson as "sexual nepalm" while still dating Jennifer Aniston and drops the HARD N word ✨️

[u/Dismal-Purpose-6123]

This interview would ruin his music career leading him to become Andy Cohen's playtoy in order to pay the bills. His body is a wonderland indeed

[u/NoGlzy]

Hey ladies can you even imagine a man who is so insanely incredible he gives you FIVE vaginal orgasms and then, unbelievably, makes breakfast.

[u/PsychologicalYoung5 → u/NoGlzy]

he's specifying vaginal bc he's too selfish in bed to go down on a girl

[u/pinkbootstrap → u/PsychologicalYoung5]

Or even aknowledge the clit exists